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The village of Silverfield has recently fallen victim to monster attacks and wild beasts of all kinds. Folk knowledge had held that the great tree stood as guardian of the village, and with these attacks, the elders have reasoned that something must have happened to the guardian of the great tree.
Your party has been asked to venture into the great tree, determine the source of the issue, and potentially solve it. While the elders cannot promise you glory or riches, there is potential wealth to be had from the tree itself, as adventuring types have been known to come away from similar sites draped in riches.
You approach the tree as instructed, walking diagonally across the field in which it stands, each clutching an acorn. The tree itself is maybe 10 feet wide, and about twice as tall as one of the homes in the village. As you near the trunk, a small dip in the side of the tree catches the light in a slightly different way, and in the way a cloud suddenly becomes a rabbit or a house, the opening suddenly becomes a tunnel, wide enough for two abreast.

Nephi: That icon means "go"
Nephi: And yes I'm just throwing you guys as a party into it
Nephi: Assume you know each other for the sake of this mission
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): can i roll to check for monsters_
GM: Perception?
GM: You can
StimPatch (Groth): Can I do a divine sense?
Nephi: If you really want to
Drew (Malphura ): how do we perception?
Nephi: It's next to "senses"
Nephi: To the left of "Saves"
Nephi: Or for active its in skills
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): where to click
Malphura : ^^^
Nephi: Small grey icon. Looks like a dice
StimPatch (Groth): So how do I do a DS?
Tempus (Lyle): Do you prefer us to roll for our perception, or?
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Perception [1d20+2 = 16]
Nephi: For now
Tempus (Lyle): :thumbsup:
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): what do my human eyes see
GM: You examine the tree carefully. Aside from the small tunnel, it appears as a normal tree.
GM: You walk around it fully in but a few moments.
Drew (Malphura ): i cant fiind the icon
Nephi: (LINK)
(LINK)
GM: Looks like that
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): tyou click and drag it to the chatbox
StimPatch (Groth): can i do a survival check to see if any wild beats or other things have been heading inside of this tree?
Nephi: (LINK)
Nephi: Go for it
Xananasa Wangulen: Nothing out here, seems like..
Tempus (Lyle): Okay I'm gonna just move ahead and start checkin for traps along the way. Hm do I have torches....
Tempus (Lyle): After the Survival check...
Tempus (Lyle): Okay, Torches, check.
Nephi: Stim, you haven't actually done anything
Nephi: If you want to do something, do it
Xananasa Wangulen: I use prestidigitation to light one torch
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): meant to press alt there
StimPatch (Groth): I do not know how, so how do i go about rolling for a survival check?
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Perception [16]
Nephi: On your skills page, bottom right of the skill
GM: There's a grey icon next to the number
GM: Use that
GM: I don't have to talk OOC because I'm the GM, hurr durr.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): drag the icon here
StimPatch (Groth): So wis + my surivival + ?
GM: No just roll the check
Groth: [1d20 = 7]
GM: The software handles literally everything
GM: No that was just a d20
GM: On your skills tab
GM: Next to Survival
GM: There's a number
Drew (Malphura ): I still cant find this
GM: It has a grey icon next to it
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): click groth-s image on top, then on the menu go to skills widget
Nephi: Look in discord
Malphura : [SKILL] Perception [1d20-1 = 5]
GM: You see nothing usual about the tree. It's a LOVELY shade of brown.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): malphura the unwise
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): - w-
Nephi: Malphura the partially blind
Tempus (Lyle): Hm, the links you put in chat don't... how do I use the links in the chat
Groth: [SKILL] Survival [PROF] [1d20+3 = 6]
Nephi: Click the I, Tempus
Malphura : hmm. this tree may be old, but it's beauty is in tact
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ok i got a torch lit up, we should delve in the tunn
GM: Marching order, please
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): lyle is leading
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): guessi-ll take 2nd
Groth: Seems clear to me, no signs of anything.
StimPatch (Groth): I'll be in the back
Lyle: Let me lead the way! I'll check the path ahead of us for any dangerous ground. Leave it to me!
Nephi: You guys should be able to see and set marching order / formation via the party sheet. the VERY top right button in the whole program
Tempus (Lyle): Okay, what do I need to roll for trap checking, just perception?
Nephi: Yup
Groth: I'll cover our rear then.
Malphura : i got our backs in case anything tries to jump us
Nephi: Fight fight fight
GM: Okay, so you venture inside the tree.

As you push your way into the tree, turning the sharp corner in the wood, the passageway opens up into a large rounded room, it's walls constructed of heavy looking roots, a thick column of them running through the center of the room.
The air is crisp and refreshing, scented with earth and sap. Motes of light twinkle before you, like ethereal glitter. The light for the room itself seems to seep through the walls, bathing the whole chamber in a warm glow.
Standing against the column is a wooden set of armor, holding a wooden sword. Beyond the column, the roots that form the wall change colour, from the solid wooden brown to a more leafy green, taking on a more vine-like texture. Embedded in the vines are two swords, metallic but tarnished.

Malphura : well.. what do we make of this? I do like that armor
StimPatch (Groth): The town we were in, were they rather religion based?
Lyle: [SKILL] Perception [PROF] [1d20+3 = 4]
Xananasa Wangulen: Must belong to some champion of the forest
Nephi: No more than anywhere else
GM: Lyle finds no evidence of traps from where he stands.
Tempus (Lyle): Wait
StimPatch (Groth): can i divine sense on that armour?
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Investigation [1d20+1 = 15]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): on the armor
Nephi: Sure
Tempus (Lyle): Halflings have Lucky which lets me reroll on a 1
Nephi: Will do Xana first
Lyle: [SKILL] Perception [PROF] [1d20+3 = 15]
Tempus (Lyle): Fair
GM: Lyle finds no evidence of traps from where he stands.
StimPatch (Groth): what do i throw for DS?
Nephi: ;)
GM: Xana investigates the armour closely
The wooden armour is less resting against the central column, and is more partially embedded into it. The armour itself is ornate, roughly sided to fit a humanoid male.
Tempus (Lyle): Nephi you a patoot ;)
Nephi: Sided, urgh
Nephi: Sized
Nephi: Stim, all your abilities are linked to the reference books
Xananasa Wangulen: Interesting... why would this be embeded
Nephi: You shouldn't need to ask me, it's all there
Nephi: I set it all up for you :)
Malphura : Maybe it's a display piece?
Nephi: You just tell me you're using it, Stim
Nephi: Don't ask if you can, tell me you are
Xananasa Wangulen: It seems like its been used before though..
StimPatch (Groth): I use divine sense on the armor
Nephi: Okay you don't use it ON the armor
Nephi: You just use divine sense
StimPatch (Groth): okay, sorry, I just use it
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): its an aoe stim
Tempus (Lyle): I'm gonna check the wooden armor for any devices or any indication it is rigged
GM: You detect no particularly strong cases of good or evil nearby.
Drew (Malphura ): can i inspect the swords in the vines?
Lyle: [SKILL] Perception [PROF] [1d20+3 = 10]
Groth: I can't sense anything evil in the area.
Tempus (Lyle): Haha, unfortunate rolls
GM: Lyle investigates the armour thoroughly, while Malphura looks at the swords.
Malphura : [SKILL] Investigation [1d20 = 5]
StimPatch (Groth): can i roll a insight for it as well?
Nephi: Yes
GM: While the armor appears to be part of the column, the swords are apparently just resting against the wall.
GM: With no apparent form of support
GM: Neither the armour not the swords appear booby trapped
StimPatch (Groth): Do i think this might have some religion meaning to it? or can i roll a religon on it?
Malphura : well, they don't look booby trapped.
Nephi: This is a classic new party/player scenario just FYI, where you overuse your abilities
Nephi: While yes,there's something going on here, you don't need to chuck everything you have in the book at them
Nephi: :)
Lyle: Not as far as I can tell, no. It seems like it's safe to just...
Nephi: But yes, stim, you can roll relgion on it
Groth: [SKILL] Religion [PROF] [1d20+2 = 10]
GM: You're not aware of any religious significance to this arrangement.
Groth: Should we press on?
Tempus (Lyle): I'm gonna start tugging at the armor in different places to see if I can just pull a part of it out.
Lyle: [SKILL] Investigation [PROF] [1d20+3 = 20]
Where the passage to the outside world was moments ago lies now more roots. The way behind you has sealed itself, like it was never there at all.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): can I grab a sword
GM: Xana makes a move towards a sword

GM: Roll initiative.
Tempus (Lyle): ruh ruh
01-1 The Guardians (Phase 1)
Tempus (Lyle): ruh roh*
Drew (Malphura ): oh lord
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): uh oh 0 w0
Xananasa Wangulen: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 14]
Lyle: [INIT] [1d20+3 = 18]
Nephi: Can you guys see the combat tracker
[TURN] Flying Sword 3
[TURN] Flying Sword 6
[ROUND 1]
Nephi: You're not on it yet and that annoys me
Malphura : [INIT] [1d20+2 = 19]
Nephi: This is where we struggle with the program
StimPatch (Groth): what should i be rolling for init, I'm not seeing anything so far is it just dex?
Groth: [INIT] [1d20-1 = 19]
GM: Ah there we go
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i see us
StimPatch (Groth): If only i didnt have a -1 :D
Drew (Malphura ): where's the combat tracker?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): is the party order also the fighting grid_
GM: nope!
StimPatch (Groth): liek the round 1 you mean?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): godd whats the questionn mark here
Nephi: Can you guys see the map
StimPatch (Groth): yes
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ye
Tempus (Lyle): Si
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): how dark is this place again
Nephi: It's lit
The swords animate and swing towards Xana, who jumps back out of the way.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): oke
Drew (Malphura ): yes
There are now two floating swords, seemingly intent on chopping you all open.
Xananasa Wangulen: Woah nelly!
[ROUND 2]
[TURN] Malphura
GM: Okay, Malphura. Lets see how this works.
Drew (Malphura ): hmmm
GM: You have to target the enemy you wish to attack
GM: Then use the attack action in your character sheet.
GM: I dont' know how ANY of that works so we'll learn as we go.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): im guess you click to target
Drew (Malphura ): i want to attack sword3
StimPatch (Groth): how far is each box for movement?
Nephi: 5ft
Nephi: I've targetted sword3 for you.
Nephi: Go for it
Drew (Malphura ): trying to attack with scimitar
Nephi: You should have an action for it on your sheet
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): drag the die on the right to chatbox
StimPatch (Groth): action tab then just grab and roll
Nephi: You're set up to be able to use both, incidentally
Nephi: I gave you two-weapon fighting
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): nize
Malphura : [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [1d20+4 = 12]
Attack [12] -> [at Flying Sword 3] [MISS]
GM: The sword parries you
Lyle: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+3=5)] [1d6+3 = 5]
Tempus (Lyle): oh oops
GM: Please don't click at random
GM: Because the software will automate the response.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): lel
Tempus (Lyle): I was seeingi f I could change the damage type, I thought shortswords could be either or
GM: Malphura, do you want to attack with your second weapon?
Drew (Malphura ): sure
Nephi: Not as far as I know, Tempus
Drew (Malphura ): off hand
GM: It's already set up as an action for you
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): type doesnt matter i dont think
Malphura : [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar (Off-hand) [1d20+4 = 21]
Attack [21] -> [at Flying Sword 3] [HIT]
GM: You nick the blade of the sword
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): most things that resist p[iercing also do slshing
GM: Roll damage
StimPatch (Groth): when its my turn can i move my hero or should i just let you know what i wanna do for movement?
Malphura : [DAMAGE (M)] Scimitar (Off-hand) [TYPE: slashing (1d6+2=3)] [1d6+2 = 3]
Damage [3] -> [to Flying Sword 3] [STATUS: Wounded]
Nephi: Move Groth yourself
GM: You've put a dent in the sword. Literally.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): jid question
Nephi: Yup
Malphura : jeez, these things are annoying
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i can telepath at people how do we go about with that
GM: Right click a portrait
Nephi: Oops
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): its one way ftr
Nephi: You can PM
Nephi: It's called whisper
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): this has pm
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): question mark
Nephi: yes, exclamation point
Groth -> Xananasa Wangulen: this is a pm
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ahk
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): carry on
StimPatch (Groth): oops
Nephi: I see them
Nephi: But other players don't
GM: Malph is that your turn?
Nephi: I think that was both possible "actions" but my 5e is crap
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): action, bonus action then movement
Drew (Malphura ): im gonna move one square back
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): in any order
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): if you exit an enemy-s range you trigger an attack of oportunity
Nephi: Got it
GM: Malph you can move yourself
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): also two weapon fighting is a bonus action
Nephi: That I knew
Nephi: Okay, next turn
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): kk
[TURN] Groth
StimPatch (Groth): does that happen when moving into hitting zone as well gear or only when leaving
Nephi: Only when leaving
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): no only out
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): its to disuade escapes
Nephi: scroll on your character to show their facing btw
StimPatch (Groth): I'm gonna stirke that sword 6
Nephi: Okay
GM: Lets try to target it
GM: I think if you click it
GM: That SHOULD target it
StimPatch (Groth): I'v clicked it shall i roll now?
GM: Hm
GM: It's not targetted but yes
GM: We'll see what happens
Groth: [ATTACK (M)] Battleaxe [CRITICAL HIT] [1d20+5 = 25]
GM: I can correct it
GM: Yeah that didn't target but hey you hit anyway
Drew (Malphura ): nice
Nephi: How do you confirm a crit
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): crit actually
StimPatch (Groth): so my savage attacks kick in?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): so hoh shit
Tempus (Lyle): oh Nephi did you resolve me tuggin on the armor with the investigation roll before the fight started?
Nephi: Yeah nothing happened
Tempus (Lyle): Something tells me there's a reason the column is included in the encounter besides just cover, is all haha
Nephi: Oh automatic critical
StimPatch (Groth): Says on a cirt, i can roll another dmg dice
StimPatch (Groth): so i roll two d8s now?
GM: Okay so roll damage then an extra damage dice
Groth: [1d8 = 8]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): click the magnifying glass on your battle axe, drag the icon twice
StimPatch (Groth): then i roll again?
GM: Now use the damage action
StimPatch (Groth): wait, so i rolloed dmg one, and now i do it again?
GM: It's the one that days 1d8+3 slashing
GM: No you did it wrong but it doesn't matter
Groth: [DAMAGE (M)] Battleaxe [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=5)] [1d8+3 = 5]
Damage [5] -> [to Flying Sword 6] [STATUS: Wounded]
GM: Cool
StimPatch (Groth): now again? or am i misunderstanding my trait
GM: Okay and again, yeah
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): its a critical hit
GM: just a normal d8 though
GM: He's got savage attacks
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): you roll a second time
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ah
GM: So it's damage + crit + savage
Groth: [1d8 = 3]
GM: You hit the sword hard with your axe, slamming it into the wall.
Groth: Take that you flying blade!
GM: It wavers unsteadily for a moment before swinging back into place.
[TURN] Lyle
GM: Lyle
Xananasa Wangulen: Oh, niiice taunt
Nephi: Okay for targetting, maybe right clicking?
Nephi: Is there a target option?
Nephi: You can target using the combat tracker but there should be a way using the map
StimPatch (Groth): nothing i can see on the right click
Tempus (Lyle): Alright, I'm gonna drop my torch against the armor column and throw my dagger at one of the swords
Nephi: Ah, control click
Nephi: Control click to target
Nephi: Perfect
Lyle: [ATTACK (R)] Dagger [1d20+5 = 15]
Attack [15] -> [at Flying Sword 3] [MISS]
Malphura : xana, come on. that could've been done better
GM: Your dagger sails past the blade into the vines, where it embeds itself.
Nephi: Any more?
Lyle: Ah, too bad! Maybe next time, huh?
Tempus (Lyle): I think that's all for now, yeah
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen
Xananasa Wangulen: ah excuse
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): I cast hex at the other blade
Nephi: Remember ctrl-click to target
GM: I'll see your targets show up
GM: Hm. Casting in attack range of a blade
Effect ['DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C)'] -> [to Flying Sword 3] [by Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: [ATTACK (R)] Eldritch Blast [1d20+5 = 25]
Attack [25] -> [at Flying Sword 3] [CRITICAL HIT]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): oof
Nephi: Blast hits. What is Hex doing?
Nephi: It's been affected by a status but It's not hurt
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): adds 1d6 ncrotic damage
Nephi: Ah
Nephi: Continue
Xananasa Wangulen: [DAMAGE] Eldritch Blast [CRITICAL] [TYPE: force (1d10=5)] [TYPE: force,critical (1d10=4)] [1d10+1g10 = 9]
Damage [9] -> [to Flying Sword 3] [STATUS: Heavy]
Nephi: Oooof.
Groth: A powerful blow. I'm impressed.
Nephi: When does hex kick in. Now?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): - w-
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ye its bonus action
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i used bewfore attackin
Nephi: Ye. Okay, roll I think.
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 6]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): aye!
GM: The sword clatters to the floor, dented and distorted out of shape.
Xananasa Wangulen: Eath blast you heap of metal!
Nephi: Oh yeah, that dot on the bottom right is the HP indicator
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ...eat not eath
Nephi: You don't get exact numbers for enemies, but you do get colours
Nephi: Grey is dead
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): got it
[TURN] Flying Sword 3
[TURN] Flying Sword 6
[ROUND 3]
[TURN] Malphura
GM: What
GM: no
GM: Sword wants a turn
[TURN] Groth
[TURN] Lyle
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen
[TURN] Flying Sword 3
StimPatch (Groth): Nah, you can skip it turns no problem tbh :^]
[TURN] Flying Sword 6
Tempus (Lyle): *Heavy*
GM: The sword swings itself at Groth
StimPatch (Groth): my AC is 18
Flying Sword 6: [ATTACK (M)] Longsword [1d20+3 = 5]
Attack [5] -> [at Groth] [MISS]
Nephi: I don't need to know
GM: Groth ducks out of the way
Nephi: Stim I can see literally everything about your character at all times ^^
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): heh
Nephi: Don't sweat it
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): dm sees all owo
[ROUND 4]
[TURN] Malphura
Nephi: Malphura you're up
Drew (Malphura ): ok
StimPatch (Groth): Ah okay, old habits!
Drew (Malphura ): lets kill this sword with sword
Xananasa Wangulen: Hmm... shouldnt had twisted it so much its not gonna be of use now
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i say looking at the dead sword
Nephi: Good target
Malphura : [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [1d20+4 = 5]
Attack [5] -> [at Flying Sword 6] [AUTOMATIC MISS]
GM: ...roll a d20 please
Malphura : [1d20 = 14]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): oh dear
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): crit fail
GM: The floating sword parries your attack, almost yanking your blade from your hand.
GM: Thankfully you recover your stance
Malphura : little bastard!
Drew (Malphura ): off hand now
Nephi: I wonder, can you guys end your own turns?
Nephi: Try it at the end
Malphura : [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar (Off-hand) [1d20+4 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Flying Sword 6] [HIT]
GM: You hit the blade
Malphura : [DAMAGE (M)] Scimitar (Off-hand) [TYPE: slashing (1d6+2=8)] [1d6+2 = 8]
Effect ['Unconscious'] -> [to Flying Sword 6]
Damage [8] -> [to Flying Sword 6] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 5] [STATUS: Dying]
GM: You slam the blade into the wall with your swing, narrowly missing Groth's face.
Groth: Oi, watch it!
Xananasa Wangulen: Mal! watch where you send stuff flying!
Malphura : oh..s-sorry.

Groth: But victory anyway, well done friends
Animated Armor [Sylvan]: [Translation] This way to the feywilds is closed. Corruption dwells here.
This way to the feywilds is closed. Corruption dwells here.
[understood by: ]
The armor pulls itself free of the wall.
It's voice empty and echoing.
Drew (Malphura ): whats's the language?
Xananasa Wangulen: what in the--
Nephi: Sylvan
Groth: Al almost victory..?
Tempus (Lyle): I'm gonna just grab the torch away from the ground
Nephi: It would auto translate if you knew it
Drew (Malphura ): kk
Nephi: Good point actually, guys, please set your languages to Common
Nephi: Its the dropdown just here V
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i have sylvan, undercommon and infernal... hecke its elvish isnt it
Nephi: I actually couldn't find a reason for you to have the other languages Gear
Malphura [Common]: Oh great. now the armor wants some.
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): acolyte - w-
Nephi: Ey it works
Nephi: You're not an acolyte
Drew (Malphura ): i have common and infernal
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): o wo
Nephi: You selected the other one
Groth [Common]: You dare face us after we bested the likes of those flying swords?
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Nephi: Okay
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): shit
01-2 The Guardians (Phase 2)
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ah whattevs
[TURN] Groth
StimPatch (Groth): can i move through gear or do i need to move around?
Nephi: Through is fine, just can't stop
Lyle [Common]: I don't think you can very well intimidate the animated ghost clothes, Groth! Good effort, though!
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
StimPatch (Groth): I strike this foe
Nephi: Don't forget to target
StimPatch (Groth): how?
Nephi: Ctrl click
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ctrl click
StimPatch (Groth): Ah cool, done and thanks
Groth: [ATTACK (M)] Battleaxe [1d20+5 = 12]
Attack [12] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
StimPatch (Groth): do i onyl get to attack once?
GM: Your attack is deflected by the enchanted wood.
Nephi: Yup
Nephi: Can you see anywhere to end your turn?
StimPatch (Groth): okay, so i can still do a boucs action right?
GM: Right clicking your portrait maybe
Nephi: And no, only if something gives you a bonus action
StimPatch (Groth): right clicking profile i can onyl relase or toggle afk
Nephi: Can't see anything to end turn?
GM: Okay, I'll do it this time
[TURN] Lyle
Nephi: We'll figure it out
StimPatch (Groth): can i suggest a fast idea via rp talk? or only on my turn?
Tempus (Lyle): Kay I'm gonna attack with my short sword, and since Groth attacked the armor, and because 5e shakes things up, as a Rogue I get advantage as well as a sneak attack
Nephi: You get one sentence per round really
StimPatch (Groth): Team effort!
Nephi: Go for it. Don't forget to target
Lyle: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [1d20+5 = 21]
Attack [21] -> [at Animated Armor] [HIT]
StimPatch (Groth): so i could say something now then as its tempus turn?
Nephi: The turn as a whole. But ideally no, you shouldn't. Not if it's gameplay affecting.
StimPatch (Groth): Okay thanks
GM: Roll damage, Lyle
Lyle: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+3=7)] [1d6+3 = 7]
Damage [7] -> [to Animated Armor] [STATUS: Wounded]
Lyle: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+3=6)] [1d6+3 = 6]
Damage [6] -> [to Animated Armor]
GM: Not bad, not bad. The armor has a lovely pair of nicks in the wood.
Lyle [Common]: the extra thing for sneak attack damage
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Tempus (Lyle): oops
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): lyle has sneak attack no?
Nephi: Can you see anywhere to end a turn?
Tempus (Lyle): I just rolled it
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ah k
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen
Nephi: Where was it?
Tempus (Lyle): The down arrow, at the bottom left of combat tracker
Nephi: Ah right, same as me. Okay.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ok my hex can be moved to another target if the original died
StimPatch (Groth): what is the combat tracker
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): so i do to the armor
Tempus (Lyle): brb
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): as bonus act
Nephi: Combat tracker is top right, the button with two people on it
Nephi: Okay Gear
StimPatch (Groth): does hex give you a bonus action?
Drew (Malphura ): hex gives bonus damage
Hex
Nephi: Okay, recast it for me please
Nephi: So it applies the effect
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): idk if i can i only had 1 spell slot
Nephi: Ahh
GM: Okay
StimPatch (Groth): how are you using it as a nonus action then? i though something had to give you a bonus or am i misunderstanding?
Effect ['DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C)'] -> [to Animated Armor] [by Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ok it worked
Nephi: It IS a bonus action
Nephi: You don't need to understand that one stim
Nephi: Not the time or place
StimPatch (Groth): ok
GM: The hex transfers to the armour
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): bonuses are given if the ability specifically says its one
Xananasa Wangulen: [ATTACK (R)] Eldritch Blast [1d20+5 = 15]
Attack [15] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
Xananasa Wangulen: pls hit o wo
StimPatch (Groth): Ya, I looked it up in the PHB so i understand now
GM: Your blast misses the armour completely
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): fuc
GM: The column got in the way
Malphura [Common]: Xana, please. be sure of your surroundings
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i reposition myself and end turn then
GM: End your own turn if you could
Nephi: Just want to make sure everyone can
Nephi: Combat tracker, down arrow at the base
[TURN] Animated Armor - [DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C); [ROLL]]
GM: The armour turns to Groth
GM: It slams you with it's wooden sword
Animated Armor: [ATTACK (M)] Slam [1d20+4 = 23]
Attack [23] -> [at Groth] [HIT]
Effect ['DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Animated Armor]
Animated Armor: [DAMAGE (M)] Slam [EFFECTS 1d6] [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d6+2=4)] [TYPE: necrotic (1d6=5)] [1d6+1p6+2 = 9]
Damage [9] -> [to Groth] [STATUS: Heavy]
GM: HA
Groth [Common]: Ah, you shall pay for that!
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
GM: IT USED THE HEX
Nephi: That's not right
StimPatch (Groth): nani
Nephi: Gear, hex YOURSELF
Drew (Malphura ): heck the hex
Effect ['DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C)'] -> [to Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ok?
Nephi: I've fixed your damage
Nephi: Yeah I'll look into that
GM: Apparently the hex ability auto fires if you do damage
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ah
Nephi: So you need the effect rather than the enemy
[ROUND 5]
[TURN] Malphura
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): gotcha
Nephi: Malph
Drew (Malphura ): ye
Drew (Malphura ): how close can i get to the armor?
Nephi: You can't enter the column
Nephi: Diagonal movement is a la 3.5
GM: 5/10/5/10
Nephi: Oops. You get the idea
GM: Oops. You get the idea.
Drew (Malphura ): so i have to move around ir?
GM: What.
Nephi: You can't hit it
Nephi: It has total cover from you right now
Nephi: Above Groth would be fine
StimPatch (Groth): So as its hexed if we hit it the hex can jump to us?
Drew (Malphura ): then ill do that
Nephi: No that was an error
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i should go hav dinner soon - w-
StimPatch (Groth): ah ok
Nephi: We can pause after this room if you want gear
Drew (Malphura ): i guess ill end my turn?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): thatd be good
Nephi: No attack?
Tempus (Lyle): I'm back
Drew (Malphura ): ok ill try and attack
Malphura : [ATTACK (R)] Crossbow, Light [1d20+4 = 14]
Attack [14] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
GM: The bolt embeds itself into the column harmlessly
[TURN] Groth
Malphura [Common]: dammit
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
StimPatch (Groth): im targetting i think, so i attack
Groth: [ATTACK (M)] Battleaxe [1d20+5 = 10]
Attack [10] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
GM: It ducks.
[TURN] Lyle
Tempus (Lyle): I'm just gonna repeat the same action as before!
Lyle [Common]: Persistent bastard...!
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Lyle: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [1d20+5 = 12]
Attack [12] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): Oh look at that we ll get thqat column for good in a couple more attacks Mal!
GM: The attack bounces off the armour.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): frcik pressed alt
GM: Magical wood is quite strong.
Tempus (Lyle): heck
Groth [Common]: Faster and tougher than it seems..
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Lyle [Common]: Heck!
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Malphura [Common]: oh shut it, you. are you guys doing alright?
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Tempus (Lyle): I think that's it for my turn then? I don't think I can attack twice
Nephi: Yeah you cant
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen - [DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C); [ROLL]]
Nephi: Do keep it up on the ending turns when done. Really keeps things rolling
Xananasa Wangulen: [ATTACK (R)] Eldritch Blast [1d20+5 = 25]
Attack [25] -> [at Animated Armor] [CRITICAL HIT]
Nephi: HOO
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): hell ye
Effect ['DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Xananasa Wangulen]
StimPatch (Groth): gear roll the big hits
Xananasa Wangulen: [DAMAGE] Eldritch Blast [EFFECTS 1d6] [CRITICAL] [TYPE: force (1d10=2)] [TYPE: force,critical (1d10=6)] [TYPE: necrotic (1d6=2)] [TYPE: necrotic,critical (1d6=1)] [1d10+1g10+1g6+1p6 = 11]
Damage [11] -> [to Animated Armor] [STATUS: Heavy]
GM: Xana's blast hits the armour in the chestplate hard
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): myahahahaha
GM: Blasting a hole straight through it.
Groth [Common]: At last!
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Lyle [Common]: Yeah, like that!
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Nephi: That's consumed the Hex cast, Gear
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): DPS ogf the team
Malphura [Common]: Yes! nice shot
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Nephi: End turn?
Effect ['DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C)'] -> [to Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): it its suposed to last an hour
Nephi: Yup
Nephi: Just keep it applied as you need it
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): >_>
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): kk
Nephi: I'll work it out later
[TURN] Animated Armor
GM: The armour is still perfectly functional.
GM: It rotates towards Xana
Xananasa Wangulen: Ah crud
GM: Groth, make an AOO
Groth: [ATTACK (M)] Battleaxe [1d20+5 = 12]
Attack [12] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): it should trigger an aoo from groth btw
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ye
GM: You swipe at the armour but are too slow
Groth [Common]: Darn it!
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): I brace myself
Drew (Malphura ): can i aoo?
GM: The armour slams into Xana, without using it's weapon.
Nephi: No
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): actually lyle too
Nephi: Lyle can yeah
Nephi: Lyle do you wanna make an AOO
Nephi: Gonna skip it in 5
Lyle [Common]: sorry
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Tempus (Lyle): got a call
StimPatch (Groth): make that aoo friend!
Tempus (Lyle): AOO?
Nephi: attack of opportunity
Tempus (Lyle): oh right
Lyle: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [1d20+5 = 16]
Attack [16] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
GM: Cool
GM: It slams Xana
Animated Armor: [ATTACK (M)] Slam [1d20+4 = 10]
Attack [10] -> [at Xananasa Wangulen] [MISS]
GM: Thankfully Xana can roll out of the way
[ROUND 6]
[TURN] Malphura
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): yay
Malphura [Common]: Ok bastard. you'll pay fot that
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Tempus (Lyle): is there any way to note when we have hit or missed?
Malphura : [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [1d20+4 = 12]
Attack [12] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
Nephi: Oh haha right
Attack [12] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
Nephi: Hurrrrrrrr
Nephi: I forgot you guys can't see that
Drew (Malphura ): can i surge?
Nephi: Surge?
Drew (Malphura ): nvm
Nephi: You have a second swing
Drew (Malphura ): ill just offhand
Malphura : [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar (Off-hand) [1d20+4 = 17]
Attack [17] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
Attack [17] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
GM: Both attacks miss the armour
Drew (Malphura ): dammit
Nephi: I'll keep typing updates
Nephi: More interesting that way
Drew (Malphura ): ok can we pause? dinner is ready
GM: I'll run through this turn
GM: Then yes
Nephi: You can go cuz you're done
Nephi: Want to see if you can kill it for Gear to leave
[TURN] Groth
Nephi: I'll stop after this turn regardless
GM: Go Groth go
StimPatch (Groth): i hit it
Groth: [ATTACK (M)] Battleaxe [1d20+5 = 10]
Attack [10] -> [at Animated Armor] [MISS]
GM: You miss it.
[TURN] Lyle
GM: The axe doesn't even dent the armour.
Groth [Common]: Blast, my aim is shot!
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Lyle: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [1d20+5 = 24]
Attack [24] -> [at Animated Armor] [HIT]
GM: You hit the armour in the helm
GM: Roll damage
StimPatch (Groth): At least one of us can roll well
Lyle: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+3=5)] [1d6+3 = 5]
Damage [5] -> [to Animated Armor]
Lyle: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+3=4)] [1d6+3 = 4]
Damage [4] -> [to Animated Armor]
Nephi: Fantastic
GM: The helm is knocked away
GM: The armor remains standing but it's looking pretty battered
Lyle [Common]: Yeah! Take that, you overgrown bucket!
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Nephi: Cmon gear
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen - [DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C); [ROLL]]
Groth [Common]: At least a bucket is useful!
[understood by: Groth, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura , Lyle]
Xananasa Wangulen: oof
Xananasa Wangulen: here goes!
Xananasa Wangulen: [ATTACK (R)] Eldritch Blast [1d20+5 = 21]
Attack [21] -> [at Animated Armor] [HIT]
GM: Roll damage
StimPatch (Groth): eldritch blast, swain dat you?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): shooting point blank yeah i would hope it hits
Effect ['DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: [DAMAGE] Eldritch Blast [EFFECTS 1d6] [TYPE: force (1d10=7)] [TYPE: necrotic (1d6=3)] [1d10+1p6 = 10]
Effect ['Unconscious'] -> [to Animated Armor]
Damage [10] -> [to Animated Armor] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 7] [STATUS: Dying]
The blast embeds itself deep into the armour, fighting with the arcane energy powering it.
The armor's magic gives out, and it falls, clattering apart, to the floor. As it does so, the vines at the back of the room begin to shift, retreating into the walls, exposing a tunnel that climbs up further into the tree.

Nephi: We'll hold there
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): haha!
StimPatch (Groth): nice job
Tempus (Lyle): :clap: :clap:
StimPatch (Groth): I'm enjoying it a lot so far
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): play of the game
[75 XP] -> Malphura
[75 XP] -> Groth
[75 XP] -> Lyle
[75 XP] -> Xananasa Wangulen
Awarded XP to the Party. (300)
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): anyhoo im outie
StimPatch (Groth): so i can lose this program for now?
StimPatch (Groth): close
Nephi: I suspect Gear won't have enough time to go on after food
Nephi: We'll have to see about running more during the actual week perhaps.
Tempus (Lyle): I think things went fairly well, all things considered. We figured out most of the program stuff prety quickly

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'Spectator Yordle' connected
'Gear' connected
Host (3.3.5) is running different version than client (3.3.2).
'Glory' connected
'Tempus' connected
'Drew' connected
Tempus (Lyle): he hu
Nephi: Gear your client is out of date
Nephi: Could you go run an update
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Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): nani?
Nephi: You need to update your client
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): how?
Nephi: Fantasy Grounds
Nephi: Go back to launcher
Nephi: Hit "update"
Glory: can I talk at all without a character
'Gear' disconnected
Glory: lemme go out and back in and change my name to not-glory if my character's also going to be Glory
Glory: oh
'Glory' disconnected
'Sib' connected
Sib: sib arrives
Sib: now wih 100% less Glory
Sib: temporarily
'Gear' connected
Tempus (Lyle): Hold Alt when pressing enter on OOC talk ya hooligans
Sib: I am!
Sib: I just don't have a character selected yet, cuz I don't know how to transfer it here
Tempus (Lyle): oh right you don't have a character yet nevermind disregard that I sonk conks
Sib: Jade was going to assist with this
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): its weird that the typing bar thingy doesn't blink
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): makes me feel like the screen crashed
GM: Okay
GM: One super fast character coming up
GM: 30 mins late
GM: Bleh
Sib: 100 feet per turn movement speed
Sib: super fast
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): how
Sib: cheats
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ò Aó
Nephi: I actually had 90ft per turn move speed on my PC earlier
Sib: hacked into the dnd mainframe
Sib: through a backdoor
Sib: I'm in
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): I'll hack your backdoor
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): you cheato
Sib: Gear, wow
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): >:y
Sib: Wow.
Race 'Tiefling' added to 'Glory'.
Base speed set to 30 for 'Glory'.
Trait 'Speed' added to 'Glory'.
Ability adjustment 'Intelligence +1' applied to 'Glory'.
Ability adjustment 'Charisma +2' applied to 'Glory'.
Trait 'Ability Score Increase' added to 'Glory'.
Trait 'Darkvision' added to 'Glory'.
Trait 'Infernal Legacy' added to 'Glory'.
Trait 'Hellish Resistance' added to 'Glory'.
Language 'Common ' added to 'Glory'.
Language 'Infernal' added to 'Glory'.
Trait 'Size' added to 'Glory'.
Background 'Gladiator' added to 'Glory'.
Feature 'By Popular Demand' added to 'Glory'.
Skill 'Acrobatics' added to 'Glory'.
Skill 'Performance' added to 'Glory'.
Proficiency 'Tool: Disguise kit, one type of musical instrument' added to 'Glory'.
One level of class 'Fighter' added to 'Glory'.
Maximum hit points for first Fighter level added to 'Glory'. (11)
Proficiency 'Weapon: Simple weapons, martial weapons' added to 'Glory'.
Proficiency 'Armor: All armor, shields' added to 'Glory'.
Saving throw proficiency 'Strength' added to 'Glory'.
Saving throw proficiency 'Constitution' added to 'Glory'.
Feature 'Second Wind' added to 'Glory'.
Feature 'Fighting Style' added to 'Glory'.
Skill 'Athletics' added to 'Glory'.
Skill 'Intimidation' added to 'Glory'.
GM: [TABLE] Gladiator Entertainer Routine = [1d10 = 5]
juggler
juggler
'Sib' disconnected
'Sib' connected
Nephi: ok
GM: ok
GM: Sorry for the felay
GM: We're good
Drew (Malphura): we ready?
Nephi: We are
Nephi: Okay for all intents and purposes just pretend Glory was with you all along
Drew (Malphura): kk
Nephi: Who want's to recap the story
Nephi: wants*
Sib (Glory): Hello fellow adventurers that I have been tagging along with for a long time
Xananasa Wangulen: we were asked to go inside a tree by townspeoeple
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): forgot why tho :T
Drew (Malphura): because we can say fuck
Nephi: It was because the village was suffering monster attacks
Nephi: And the tree was supposed to protect them
Drew (Malphura): that too
Nephi: So supposedly something has happened to the guardian of the tree
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): oke
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): then we fought some swords and an armor
Nephi: Animated flying swords and armour ye
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): which reminds me
Drew (Malphura): arent we still fighting the armor?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i want to inspect them to see if they're usable in any way
Nephi: Nah they killed it JUST as you left
Glory: [DAMAGE (M)] Whip [TYPE: untyped (=0)] [0]
Sib (Glory): ignore that
Drew (Malphura): ah. k then
Nephi: One thing guys before we start proper
Nephi: If your character is doing something, do it IC ^^
GM: Or maybe try ctrl+enter
Nephi: oops
Nephi: Not sure if ctrl-enter works for you guys
Xananasa Wangulen: I wonder if we can use that armor...
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Medicine [1d20+2 = 20]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): meant to use invest
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): fuc
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Medicine [1d20+2 = 5]
GM: Don't worry. It's clear that the armour and swords are damaged beyond repair.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): wtf
GM: However!
Lyle: Feel free to put on a magical set of armor that animated itself and probably will animate you, though
The Guardians Treasure
GM: A small amount of copper is present within the armour
GM: Which has been added to the party treasure
Lyle: What on earth was this armor doing with money? What kind of chump is running this show?
Malphura: I'd say someone who clearly gave up halfway through
Nephi: I don't know how to actually share the treasure out
Glory: Eh don't sweat the small stuff, it's magic. We're here to get stuff done
Nephi: But not important right this second
Drew (Malphura): wait is glory a tiefling too?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ye we can pool our mons
Sib (Glory): Yessir
GM: The vines that were blocking your path retreated once the armour was defeated, and you can see the passage beyond.
Drew (Malphura): we have 2 tieflings now
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): but srsly somethings off with my rolls i swear i dragged the invest die
Xananasa Wangulen: How deep inside was this guardian again?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): btw jid groth is still in the party order :v
Nephi: Working on it
Nephi: There
Nephi: ANYWAY
Nephi: Feel free
Nephi: I assume you want to carry on but I'm unsure

As you climb the ramp up, ascending maybe ten or fifteen feet, you emerge into a dome shaped room, walls and ceiling again made of the same roots as the tunnel and room before. The light is brighter here, and in the middle of the room is a spiral staircase, roots emanating from a central wooden spire to form the stairs, climbing out through the top of the dome.
At the back of the room is another vine-like entryway, several times larger than the one you just opened. The light coming from between these vines is brighter still, although they are too thickly entwined to see what lies beyond them.

Glory: So shall we cut our way through those vines?
Tempus (Lyle): Checkin those vines for any untoward traps and stuff!!
Nephi: Give me a roll
Lyle: [SKILL] Investigation [PROF] [1d20+3 = 9]
Xananasa Wangulen: I dunno about that Glory... the stairs seem important
GM: You don't see anything particularly unusual about the vines.
GM: They're thick, and the light from beyond them is bright.
Lyle [Common]: Seems fine to me, fellows!
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Drew (Malphura): can i do a perception fror this area?
Nephi: You may
Glory [Common]: Yeah but, there's light here, might as well see where it leads before going up?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Malphura: [SKILL] Perception [1d20-1 = 3]
GM: It's a room. It wood.
GM: There's vines.
GM: Eyes see light.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): how come my icon doesnt move when I drag?
Nephi: It shows me you want to move
Xananasa Wangulen: ah
Nephi: I have to move you
Lyle: [SKILL] Investigation [PROF] [1d20+3 = 12]
Lyle: Checkin staircases for spookems
Sib (Glory): is lyle carrying a sword of some sort?
Nephi: That's perfect
Nephi: When you do a character action
Malphura: well, this room doesnt seem like anything out of the ordinary, so i suppose we can continue
Nephi: Use ctrl-enter
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Perception [1d20+2 = 17]
GM: The stairs are made of twisted roots, the same as the walls of the dome. They don't appear dangerous.
GM: Xana you see nothing odd about this place. Except that it's clearly larger than the tree you entered.
Xananasa Wangulen: Well you got anything to cut those?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): I ask glory
Sib (Glory): Can I see if Lyle or anyone else in the party is using a blade or anything sharp as weapon? Assuming I'd probably have noticed if I was tagging along the entire time
Nephi: Xana has an axe
Sib (Glory): I asked a min ago too but got no real response lol
Nephi: Malph has scimitars
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): We must be underground, this place is bigger than the tree was outside
Drew (Malphura): i have a scimitar
Xananasa Wangulen: We must be underground, this place is bigger than the tree was outside
Lyle [Common]: I think we might as well move on and see about the guardian! I mean, this place is supposed to be sacrosanct or something, yeah? Maybe should don't chop it all apart.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Glory [Common]: Xana gimme your axe for a min
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Glory [Common]: Just going to chop some vines, no roots. See, I'm cautious.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: I walk over and hand the tiefling girl my ax
Glory: I accept the axe and start taking wide swings at the vines, attempting to cut through enough to see where it would lead.
Xananasa Wangulen: Yeah but the fact a holy guardian is weak raises red flags Lyle
GM: The vines are yielding and pliable as you strike at them, but curiously undamaged by your attacks.
Xananasa Wangulen: there could be something bad afoot
Glory: I swing harder.
Malphura: when isnt there something bad afoot?
Lyle [Common]: My feet are just fine, thank you.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: Make v cuts you purple doof
GM: You part the vines enough to glimpse gold beyond them, before they flex back into place.
Xananasa Wangulen: Gold?
Glory [Common]: Fucking shitty-ass axe can't even cut through vines
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Lyle: I'm gonna give the room another once over with perception to see if there's anything that might be out of place and connected to the vines. Failing that, I'm gonna head upstairs.
Glory: Holds the axe back out to Xana
Lyle: [SKILL] Perception [PROF] [1d20+3 = 14]
Malphura: here, let me try
Xananasa Wangulen: Hey! My ax is just fine thank you very much! you just dont know how to use it
Xananasa Wangulen: I take the axe from her
GM: There's nothing overly unusual about the room aside from it's construction.
Malphura: I cut the vines with my scimitar
Lyle [Common]: Look, maybe the way to undo the vines is upstairs. Shall we at least check before dismantling the Tree?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
GM: The vines bend and flex and you strike at them, but take no damage from your blade.
Lyle: Time to go up!
Xananasa Wangulen: Scimitars can't even harm them wow
Xananasa Wangulen: I say sarcastically
Glory [Common]: Yeah yeah, I'll come with you Lyle
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Malphura [Common]: perhaps you're right Lyle. lets see whats upstairs. also shut it xana
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: You can close that view
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): did we level up last time btw?

Nephi: Not yet
You climb the stairway, ascending perhaps two storeys before emerging onto a small landing connected to the room above. This room is square, walls draped with loose vines covered in leaves, to give the effect that you're standing in a forest. The floor remains wooden, and opposite the landing is a balcony, beyond which you can see sky.
Tempus (Lyle): Nah I think the first level is at 300, for Rogue maybe?

Sib (Glory): 300 for every class I believe
Xananasa Wangulen: Wha.. we're above ground now? huh
[ROUND 7]
[TURN] Malphura
Nephi: Ignore that
Xananasa Wangulen: I walk to the balcony to look at the sky
From the balcony you see a wide open plain, some several hundred feet below you. To the left and right of you, the trunk of the tree curves away, easily extending beyond your sight. In the distance, on the floor on the plain to your left, lies a wooden dome, made of wooden roots. To the far right, there's a crater in the landscape. The crater itself is darkened, and twisted lines of decay and blackness extend from it like veins into the otherwise verdant plain.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ignore what ;3c
Xananasa Wangulen: Ok this is unusual...
Xananasa Wangulen: that plain was NOT there when we entered, and how'd the tree turn so big??
Malphura [Common]: this could be an illusion of sorts. if not then im not sure?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): can i arcana check to see if I can make any sense of this?
Nephi: As you all talk common you can disable the language setting for now
Nephi: Go for it
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Arcana [PROF] [1d20+3 = 6]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): hec
GM: MAGIC TREE
GM: MAGIC TREEEEE
Drew (Malphura): can i also do an arcana?
Nephi: You may
Glory [Common]: Eh don't sweat it it's probably also magic. Let's save this spirity person thing and claim our reward
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: Guys
Malphura: [SKILL] Arcana [1d20 = 1]
Nephi: Dice roll these checks into the dice tower on the bottom right, please :)
Xananasa Wangulen: this tree must be magic... wait we already knew that
GM: MAGIC. TREE.
Malphura [Common]: it has to be magic...right?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: For knowledge and perception checks, drop them into the dice tower icon
Glory: Rests her face in a palm for a moment and sighs
Xananasa Wangulen: I go back in the room and inspect the north wall vines
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Investigation [1d20+1 = 11]
The vines to the wall on the porth hang over an entrance to a tunnel in the wood.
Nephi: north
Nephi: gdi
Malphura: i go investigate the vines in the south wall
Xananasa Wangulen: You guys think... oh! entrance!
Glory [Common]: Sweet, let's go
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Malphura: nvm
Xananasa Wangulen: i enter the hallway
Nephi: You have free movement for now :)
GM: Glory get out of the wall
GM: You okay over there Lyle?
Xananasa Wangulen: It keeps going
Sib (Glory): melds into the wall
Malphura [Common]: glory why are you hugging the wall?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Sib (Glory): no clue how to rorate the character incidentally, not that it matters much I assume
GM: Scroll
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Perception [1d20+2 = 19]


Xananasa Wangulen: i try to see ahead before entering the next room
This room is similar to the last, a large rectangular room. The walls here are solid wood, and no leaves cover the walls. The center of this room is adorned with a large pool of water, with a waterfall cascading from the ceiling into it. The water appears to soak into the wood, so that the pool never overflows. To the north, another balcony.
To the south and east, more vine sealed passageways lie.

Nephi: Remember to stop when you see the stop icon :)
Nephi: Movement enabled
Sib (Glory): is the stop icon the exclamation mark?
Nephi: Yup
Lyle: Gonnaaaa check the pool for any hidden compartments or traps, etc.
Sib (Glory): Aight
Nephi: And the bubble means go
Lyle: [SKILL] Investigation [PROF] [1d20+3 = 15]
Nephi: Dice tower please tempus
Nephi: Do it again :D
Nephi: Bottom right
Xananasa Wangulen: I check the balcony
From this balcony you see only rain and thick fog. Nothing can be seen, and even the mighty trunk of the tree fades to grey after barely 5 feet.
Glory: I would like to check the balcony also
Sib: [TOWER] [1d20 = 17]
Lyle: [TOWER] [SKILL] Investigation [PROF] [1d20+3 = 5]
Xananasa Wangulen: a plain and now rain...
Nephi: Glory, I need perception, not just d20
GM: Lyle you see nothing unusual in the pool.
Xananasa Wangulen: guys... i think this is..
Sib (Glory): oh, fair point
Glory: [TOWER] [SKILL] Perception [1d20 = 14]
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] History [1d20+1 = 14]
GM: The rain and fog are thick, with a purple tinge. The air outside smells cloying and slightly sweet.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): im about to say feywild is it the feywild? :v
GM: You successfully realise that the tree was an entrance to the Feywild.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): yusss
Lyle [Common]: Nothing entirely strange about the pool... besides it being a pool in a magic tree? Hum.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Lyle: Gonna touch the water.
GM: it wet.
Lyle [Common]: It's wet.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: Don't drink that!
Glory: stares at Lyle in disbelief
Lyle [Common]: Wasn't planning on it.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: We're in the feywild now guys, eating stuff here may be dangerous
Xananasa Wangulen: sorry Lyle, can't be too catious
Tempus (Lyle): I have dropped neither a Golden nor a Silver Axe in this pond.
Glory: I go to the southern vine-gateway and see if it parts as easily as the last one
Lyle: Pools are boring, time to check the southern vine wall to see. Oh. Glory's on it. East then?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i inspect the water
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Arcana [PROF] [1d20+3 = 10]
The vines here are like the ones in the domed room downstairs, unyielding and interwoven. They are also slightly sticky, covered in silver strands.
The water is clear and fresh.
Lyle: [TOWER] [SKILL] Investigation [PROF] [1d20+3 = 10]
Xananasa Wangulen: Hrm... well i still dont trust this fountain
The vines to the east are equally stubborn, although no silver strands cover them.
Glory [Common]: Ugh, gross.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Glory [Common]: I attempt to force them apart
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: here, let me try
Sib (Glory): woops
GM: You have sticky strands on your hands now, Glory.
Xananasa Wangulen: i say to lyle
Glory: [TOWER] [SKILL] Athletics [PROF] [1d20+4 = 5]
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Athletics [1d20 = 6]
Sib (Glory): do you want disadvantage
Nephi: You only need to use the dice tower for knowledge or perception / investigate checks :)
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): using my axe... heck low roll
Sib (Glory): oh fair enough
GM: Give me a strength check, Xana
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i did athletics
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): its the same thing
Nephi: True
GM: You knock a fair number of vines away, only to almost lose your weapon as they pull back into place.
Xananasa Wangulen: oof, tought plants here
Lyle: I'm gonna check the silver strands on the southern vine wall to see if it is spider silk.
Lyle: [TOWER] [SKILL] Insight [1d20+1 = 7]
GM: Give me a nature check.
Glory: I want to wash the silver stuff off my hands unceremoniously in the pool of water.
Lyle: [TOWER] [SKILL] Nature [1d20+1 = 16]
Lyle: [TOWER] [SKILL] Nature [16]
Malphura [Common]: let me help, Xana.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
GM: You strongly suspect it's spiderweb.
Xananasa Wangulen: This may be a bad idea but...
Xananasa Wangulen: maybe we can set these on fire?
GM: You do so, Glory.
Glory: I dry my hands with a quick wipe on Lyle's back
Lyle [Common]: Something tells me that spiders may, in fact, not be the preferred denizens in this tree. We might have found our culpr- Hey!
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: You guys should really colour your dice by the way, only Siebe has a custom colour.
Malphura: i swing at the plants just like xana did with my scimitar
Sib (Glory): I tried to approximate Glory-purple
Drew (Malphura): atheletics?
GM: Same effect, Malphura. The vines bend under the impact, but do not break.
Nephi: No need.
Lyle: Gonna try setting the webs on fire with a torch.
Glory: I look to estimate how deep the pool is
Sib (Glory): perception or investigation?
GM: It's about 2 feet deep
Sib (Glory): or neither
Nephi: Perception.
Nephi: But you can see the bottom
Xananasa Wangulen: I use prestidigitation to start a small fire on the east
GM: The fire fails to catch the vines, and goes out.
Xananasa Wangulen: Rats
Nephi: Prestidigitation wouldn't be able to actually cause damage anyway.
Glory [Common]: Guys this is about as dead of a dead end as it gets, let's double back and try the other route
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Tempus (Lyle): My torch against the webs?
GM: The strands of spider silk DO catch.
Glory [Common]: Oh
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
GM: However, the vines themselves do not light.
GM: Hey, at least they're not sticky anymore.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): Ooh, we have stumbled upon the nest of the rare propane spider :y
Glory [Common]: Ah. So, yeah. I'm goin' back to see the other route, you with me?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Drew (Malphura): i tell ye what
Nephi: Give me 60 seconds guys, gotta go grab something.
Lyle [Common]: I do think that we should find a way in there. Hm.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Tempus (Lyle): Kay
Sib (Glory): Mod's away, post spiders
Xananasa Wangulen: Wonder if the water...
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): is the rain water normal?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): as in same as the fountain?
Sib (Glory): idk it smelled sweet, I would assume not
Nephi: Okay hello
GM: The water in the fountain smells fresh. The rain outside smells sweet.
GM: Almost sickly.
Xananasa Wangulen: you guys think this is draining from the rain outside?
Xananasa Wangulen: maybe getting filtered by the tree?
Lyle: I'm gonna jump in the water and see if anything's inside.
GM: You get your feet wet
Glory [Common]: Lyle the hell are you doing
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Lyle [Common]: Ahhh- Oh. It's not deep.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
GM: And your legs
GM: And your torso.
GM: You're quite short.
GM: It is however, only 2ft deep.
Sib (Glory): oh is lyle a gnome or halfling
Xananasa Wangulen: Lyle you oaf!
Lyle: I check inside the water anyway.
Xananasa Wangulen: the fair folk are gonna be mad, get out!
GM: You see nothing in the water.
Malphura [Common]: lyle, get out of there!
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Glory [Common]: Ehh they won't know, let him have his kiddie pool fun
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Lyle [Common]: I'm gettin, I'm getting!
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: Splish splish
Xananasa Wangulen: lets just go back
Glory [Common]: Finally jeez
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: will you two hurry?
Drew (Malphura): are the vines im facing the same as the others?
Glory: I attempt to part the vines
GM: They're interwoven like the passage from the entrance and like the ones to your east.
Xananasa Wangulen: i notice malph strayed behind
GM: They're not hanging loose like the ones Xana is looking at.
Xananasa Wangulen: darnit
GM: Glory uncovers another passage to the south.

Malphura: i attempt to cut it with my scim anyway
The tunnel before you is darker than the rest of the complex, and the floor and walls have traces of white threads. The tunnel curves away, and the light gets dimmer still.
Xananasa Wangulen: what's keeping you malph?
Lyle [Common]: Oh. I think we definitely found spiders.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
GM: Malph, your blows are ineffective.
Glory [Common]: What, you scared?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: No
Xananasa Wangulen: but worried about you guys
Xananasa Wangulen: we should stick together you know


Malphura [Common]: i noticed these vines are close together. they may lead to an alternate route. that is if any of us can break these goddamn plants
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
GM: There we go
Sib (Glory): That was said to Lyle, incidentally, not sureif you'd have even heard that Gear haha
GM: You can move again.
GM: Your voice would have been clear enough.
Sib (Glory): oh, fair enough
Malphura: i regroup with the others
Xananasa Wangulen: same
Glory [Common]: Alright we good to go?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): fkhgasfgskd
Lyle [Common]: Not scared, but it doesn't hurt to be prepared for what creatures we are facing.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): is this path dark?
GM: Yes.
Glory [Common]: Does anyone have like, any light or am I going to have to waste a torch, looks pretty dark in there
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Malphura [Common]: I've seen worse. maybe.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
GM: It gets darker as you go in
Lyle: I wave my torch at Glory.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i ask as the only one with no darkvision - w-
Sib (Glory): tieflings have no darkvision either iirc
GM: Lyle has none
GM: Malph and Glory can see in the dark.
Sib (Glory): might be wrong
Lyle: Steppin forward to lead with torchlight.
Sib (Glory): I was wrong
GM: Moving to locked tokens.
GM: Xana, are you following?
Sib (Glory): Xana's experiencing sudden otherworldly insights
Malphura [Common]: maybe Glory and I should lead? we can see just fine in the dark.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Tempus (Lyle): Ah, the most unfortunate thing about wanting to stealth in dark dungeons when you need torchlight to see :'(
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): whoah
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): hecks goin on
'Sib' connection lost. Waiting for reconnect
Drew (Malphura): BLUE
Nephi: Oop, siebe's connection went.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): dude i was about to freak
'Sib' disconnected
Lyle [Common]: More than likely, if something jumps out and attacks, I'll have an easier time of ducking out of the way than you. Hence why a nimble friend like me is what you want to lead through these areas.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): thought the blue was only for me cuz of the otherwordly sights comment >:Y
Nephi: Give Sib a second.
'Sib' connected

Nephi: Siebe, reselect Glory?

GM: Carry on.
Sib (Glory): hang on I have no maps open
Sib (Glory): yay
Sib (Glory): so eh, yes.
Lyle: [TOWER] [SKILL] Stealth [PROF] [1d20+5 = 16]
GM: Noted, Lyle.
Glory: Shrugs acceptingly, and steps in front of Lyle to take the lead.

Tempus (Lyle): Nevermind = u=
The light continues to die as you venture down the path, coming across an opening before a great pit. Darkness encompasses the void, and you can see neither the ceiling nor the floor of this chamber. To your left and right, wrapped cocoons lie, contents a mystery.

Stretched across the hole in the floor is a giant web, thick enough to support your weight, made of the same material seen in the tunnels.
Drew (Malphura): can i perception?
Lyle: [SKILL] Perception [PROF] (vs. DC 18) [FAILURE] [1d20+3 = 9]
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Perception (vs. DC 18) [SUCCESS] [1d20+2 = 21]
Glory: [SKILL] Perception (vs. DC 18) [FAILURE] [1d20 = 10]
Malphura: [SKILL] Perception (vs. DC 18) [SUCCESS] [1d20-1 = 19]
Nephi: >:3
Tempus (Lyle): haha
Nephi: Do you see the shadow dice when I roll?
Tempus (Lyle): Yes.
Sib (Glory): Yes
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ye
Nephi: Excellent.
Drew (Malphura): yes
Nephi: Rolling behind a screen is half the fun.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ono
Sib (Glory): 4 allies jump in to assist us
Sib (Glory): oh
Drew (Malphura): can i still perception?
Nephi: You wanted to move there
Sib (Glory): I didn't
Nephi: Drew, yes
Malphura: [TOWER] [SKILL] Perception [1d20-1 = 15]
Xananasa Wangulen: I follow glory halfway
Lyle [Common]: I'm gonna light another torch, and toss the original at the web.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Sib (Glory): I said where I wanted to move and then you moved me in front of Lyle and the "intended destination" moved an equal distance
Tempus (Lyle): Except as action text and not spoken
Xananasa Wangulen: I offer to light the torch with prestidig
Sib (Glory): this is fine though
Sib (Glory): wait does "you wanted to move there" imply an automatically failed wisdom save or something
Nephi: Nah.
Xananasa Wangulen: Do you think this was made by many small spiders or...
Sib (Glory): ok making sure
Tempus (Lyle): for the record, prestidigitation is like, stage magic. The fire isn't like, effective fire
GM: The torch you throw at the web sails in an arc before landing on the web, burning brightly.
Glory: I'm imagining some kinda big-ass spider did this
GM: The web itself however, does not catch.
Lyle [Common]: They built this one a little stronger, it seems.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
GM: The room is lit nicely now though.
Glory: the human-eater-size kind of spider
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): its still a fire, like a lighter >:y
Malphura [Common]: maybe it was little spiders with a mama spider?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Lyle: I poke one of the cocoons. the one to the southwest.

As you touch it, there's a chittering sound from above you. A giant spider descends rapidly from the darkness, mandibles dripping.
Roll initative.
Malphura [Common]: HOLY-
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 13]
Lyle: [INIT] [1d20+3 = 10]
Xananasa Wangulen: oh balls
Malphura: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 4]
Tempus (Lyle): Nice this is good initiative we aren't going to die
Sib (Glory): I can't open my character sheet apparently
GM: Click your face?
Drew (Malphura): Jesus my rolls are god awful today
Sib (Glory): Ah, it's not the "character" tab on the right, gotcha
Glory: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 22]
Tempus (Lyle): Carry us, Sib
[TURN] Glory
[ROUND 1]
[TURN] Glory
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): what class is sib?
Nephi: Fighter
Sib (Glory): Fighty sib
Drew (Malphura): we have 2 tiefling fighters?
Glory: [ATTACK (M)] Flail [1d20+4 = 12]
Drew (Malphura): how tall is Glory?
Nephi: Hang on. Ignore that.
Glory: [ATTACK (M)] Flail [1d20+4 = 15]
Attack [15] -> [at Giant Spider] [HIT]
GM: Glory swings at the spider with her Flail, hitting it
Nephi: Damage
Glory: [DAMAGE (M)] Flail [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d8+4=10)] [1d8+4 = 10]
Damage [10] -> [to Giant Spider] [STATUS: Wounded]
Tempus (Lyle): Oh wait do halflings not get a bonus against large creatures anymore?
Nephi: Don't think so
Tempus (Lyle): Ah, too bad.
Sib (Glory): Can I equip my shield as a bonus action or is it already equipped
Nephi: Use your move action
Nephi: Usually no I think but.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): that's goblins
Nephi: Eh.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): (to tempus)
Tempus (Lyle): Halflings used to get a bonus, in a different edition.
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen
Nephi: Xana, it's your turn.
Effect ['DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C)'] -> [to Xananasa Wangulen]
Nephi: Hex?
Effect ['DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: [DAMAGE] Eldritch Blast [EFFECTS 1d6] [TYPE: force (1d10=8)] [TYPE: necrotic (1d6=4)] [1d10+1p6 = 12]
Damage [12] -> [to Giant Spider] [STATUS: Heavy]
GM: Xana blasts the spider with Eldritch Blast, blowing two of it's legs off.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): nyahahah
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): end turn
[TURN] Lyle
Tempus (Lyle): Time to get advantage and sneak attack
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ctrl click to target
Lyle: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword [1d20+5 = 24]
Attack [24] -> [at Giant Spider] [HIT]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): jftr
Nephi: Where is your sneak attack going to come from? Or is flanking no longer a requirement in 5e.
Nephi: I think it's a variant rule in the DMG but I don't remember.
Tempus (Lyle): As long as they are fighitng someone else you can sneak attack in 5e
Nephi: Roll damage
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): enemy just has to be 5ft from an ally
Nephi: Yeah I'm gonna house rule that out but not this mission.
Lyle: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword [TYPE: piercing (1d6+3=9)] [1d6+3 = 9]
Effect ['Unconscious'] -> [to Giant Spider]
Damage [9] -> [to Giant Spider] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 2] [STATUS: Dying]
GM: Lyle hits the spider clean in the head, killing it outright.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): oof
Glory: Fukin' nice, Lyle
Lyle [Common]: Gross, bug juice.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
GM: Behind you, the web disintegrates slowly, as do the three cocoons in the room with you.
Malphura [Common]: ha, nice move Ly
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: what... were these illussions?
Lyle [Common]: What? I. But. Magic!
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
[50 XP] -> Malphura
[50 XP] -> Glory
[50 XP] -> Lyle
[50 XP] -> Xananasa Wangulen
Awarded XP to the Party. (200)
Xananasa Wangulen: huh
Xananasa Wangulen: well we can pass now at least
Sib (Glory): Was there anything in the cocoons?
Nephi: Yes!
Sib (Glory): Is it... Piles of money
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): wait 200 is divided among the party?
[TURN] Giant Spider - [Unconscious]
[TURN] Malphura
Nephi: Yup.
GM: Inside the cocoons are vaugely humanoid skeletons.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): hmmm
GM: And along with them, 14 CP. It's been awarded to the pot.
Xananasa Wangulen: I see, dead people
Malphura [Common]: jeez. poor bastards.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
[TURN] Glory
Glory: Poor fuckers. Ah well, moving on then?


Nephi: Okay, all good
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): can we advance to the east?
Tempus (Lyle): Hm, how do we see our accumulated xp?
Sib (Glory): How do I make the intended move go away? It's still there from a whole round ago
Nephi: Your XP is on your sheet
Nephi: Tokens unlocked
GM: Where the web was is now just a deep pit.
GM: The torch fell into it, and can no longer be seen.
Glory: With the web gone, I look down into the pit to see if anything interesting is down there
Xananasa Wangulen: ok heading back then
Glory: Anyone have any rocks or worthless items to drop in here?
Lyle [Common]: I have rope.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Sib (Glory): Would a copper piece be heavy enough to make any notable sounds if it'd hit a solid surface or water?
Nephi: Ehh. Maybe.
Nephi: If you have good ears.
Xananasa Wangulen: we can't see the torch from here so it must be real deep
Glory: Rope isn't going to make a lot of noise, Lyle
Lyle: I get out a piton and drive it into the ground, and attach my rope, letting the rest of the length downwards.
Xananasa Wangulen: dont think we got enough rope for that
Lyle [Common]: We'll see.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Glory: If the torch fell into water it'd have been doused
Nephi: The ground being wood.
Xananasa Wangulen: true...
Glory: could be a safe drop into water honestly, give it a shot Xana
Glory: We'll be right behind you
Malphura [Common]: we got your back, xana
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: Im just curious about the vines malphura saw back in the northern hallway
Glory [Common]: Urgh I'm sick of those vines though
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: wait what? why me?
Lyle [Common]: Xana wants to go too? That's fine, but I'm gonna rapel down a little bit first.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Lyle: And I do.
Glory [Common]: Oh, welp, guess you missed your shot at heroism Xana, Lyle beat you to it
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
GM: Give me an athletics check, please.
Xananasa Wangulen: i dont wanna be a hero!
Glory [Common]: Sure you do, everyone does
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Glory [Common]: who doesn't love a good hero's tale?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Tempus (Lyle): Athletics? instead of acrobatics?
Malphura [Common]: I don't. i believe in doing the right thing, but im not gonna do it legally
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: Hun, I put hexes on people for money
Nephi: Yes. Althetics.
Sib (Glory): Rappelling is more of an athletics feat than an acrobatics feat for sure, unless if you want to be fancy and sway from left to right and hit all the walls
Nephi: Acrobatics is dexterity.
Lyle: [SKILL] Athletics [1d20-1 = 5]
Tempus (Lyle): Shoot.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): rip
Nephi: Well.
GM: Lyle, you fall.
Xananasa Wangulen: god dmanit Lyle
Lyle [Common]: AAAAHHHHhhhhh
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Sib (Glory): Do we hear anything as he falls
Drew (Malphura): can i cathc the rope?
Sib (Glory): Nevermind
GM: He fell off the rope.
Drew (Malphura): dammit
Xananasa Wangulen: LYLE!!
Glory [Common]: Oh fuck, HEY YOU OKAY LYLE?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Tempus (Lyle): Am I?
Xananasa Wangulen: I scream in hopes he'll scream back
GM: Aside from him screaming for a bit, no, you hear nothing.
Malphura [Common]: LYLE!?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Tempus (Lyle): Nice.
Sib (Glory): is it a long fall
-> Lyle: You fall into darkness, and then, nothing.
Sib (Glory): are we about to hear a lot of broken bones, along with an estimate of how far down it is
GM: You hear nothing.
Sib (Glory): oh
Nephi: Yeah that was stupid dumb.
Glory [Common]: Lyle? The hell
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: That there is a near bottomless pit
Tempus (Lyle): The idea wasn't to fall off the rope.
Glory [Common]: You uh.. You think he's okay?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: I shake my head angrily
Tempus (Lyle): But I also didn't count on needing an athletics check instead of a dexterity-based check, oops.
Xananasa Wangulen: you guys are such reckless oafs!
Glory [Common]: Yiiikes. Shit way to go
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: You support yourself with your strength
Malphura [Common]: I..i don't know? maybe he's alive?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Tempus (Lyle): Yeah I know, I know.
Tempus (Lyle): One could say the same about acrobatics, but I'm not gonna argue rules.
Xananasa Wangulen: ugh... may as well see if we can find a way down there, we can at least findhis body later
GM: You continue to hear nothing from the pit.
GM: Or see anything for that matter.
Xananasa Wangulen: blast it..
Drew (Malphura): wait if the pit is dark cant glory and mal see what's there?
Glory [Common]: Do you not have any like, magic to bring him back here?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: Only for 60 ft
Drew (Malphura): ah
Sib (Glory): We don't have infinite range, yeah
Xananasa Wangulen: I may, later
Xananasa Wangulen: but for now all I got on me are hexes
Glory [Common]: Sweet, let's bank on that then. Nice.
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: and the such
Lyle: [DEATH] [1d20 = 1]
Glory [Common]: So uh, guess we're moving on?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: As much as it kind of sucks, Lyle is basically gone for now.
Tempus (Lyle): nice
Malphura [Common]: well i guess we have to?
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: Hopefully that doesn't wipe the party later.
Glory [Common]: That said, which way is moving on, the other way was kind of a dead end
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Xananasa Wangulen: LYLE, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, HANG IN THERE, WE'LL FIND A WAY TO YOU!!
Xananasa Wangulen: I scream into the pit before heading out
Malphura [Common]: wasn't there webbing there too though? that could have disappeared
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Glory [Common]: Nah we burned that
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Glory: I look around the room to see if anything would have somehow changed
GM: Nothing in here is different.
Xananasa Wangulen: i go tot he balcony again, do i see any changes in the plains?
-> Lyle: You catch a brief glimpse of light before darkness again.
GM: If anything, the decay from the crater to the right has extended further into the fields.
Sib (Glory): Man I'm sorry Tempus, I feel slightly responsible for urging us to try and go down that hole
Drew (Malphura): live and lean
Nephi: Or don't.
Nephi: Live, I mean.
Drew (Malphura): *learn
Xananasa Wangulen: whatever made that crater even?
Glory: I shrug indifferently and move on
Tempus (Lyle): It's no big deal!
Tempus (Lyle): Don't worry non.
Sib (Glory): You probably died though, pretty big deal. Maybe.

Drew (Malphura): ok can we puase? dinner is ready for me
Glory [Common]: Oh, sure
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: Yes, sure. How long?
Nephi: We have maybe 40 mins
Nephi: If it's gonna be > 10 we can just stop here
Glory [Common]: Would that take long? I'd probably like to be in bed in, yeah, about 40 mins
[understood by: Lyle, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen, Glory]
Nephi: Glory wants bed.
Sib (Glory): woops
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i say stop, i gotta walk doggo and then make me dins
Drew (Malphura): uuuuhm id say 20 maybe 15? ill try to eat fast
Nephi: Nah don't rush it.
Nephi: We can stop here.
Drew (Malphura): kk
GM: I'll share the copper evenly now.
Sib (Glory): I forgot to hold alt like a noob
'Gear' connection lost. Waiting for reconnect
GM: Hm
GM: No I don't know how to
GM: We can do that another itme
Tempus (Lyle): The First Character Sheet goes on the Pyre
Tempus (Lyle): fwoosh
'Gear' disconnected
Sib (Glory): A fire ignited in our hearts, he will be remembered, however briefly
'Sib' disconnected
'Tempus' disconnected
Nephi: CP [103]

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'Sib' connected
Glory: mlem
Glory: aezpfjpoizefjpzoi
Sib (Glory): opkoauzoiuhahzaozaz
GM: [1d20 = 7]
Glory: [1d20 = 11]
Glory: [60d20 = 577]
Glory: [1d20 = 9]
Glory: [1d20 = 5]
Glory: [1d20 = 17]
'Sib' disconnected
'Sib' connected
Glory: [1d20 = 20]

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'Sib' connected
Glory: [60d20 = 646]
'Drew' connected
Host (3.3.6) is running different version than client (3.3.5).
Sib (Glory): hiii
Drew (Malphura): HELLO
Sib (Glory): GREETINGS TRAVELLER
Drew (Malphura): whoops caps lock was on
Nephi: Drew you need to update your client
Drew (Malphura): how do i do?
Nephi: Go to launcher, press update
Drew (Malphura): how do i get to launcher?
Nephi: Right click on the canvas
Drew (Malphura): im not sure what that is
Nephi: the background
Drew (Malphura): all i see is arrange dice, exit windo and min/max window
Nephi: Ye it's exist
Nephi: exit
'Drew' disconnected
Sib (Glory): exist command
'Drew' connected
Drew (Malphura): how do i change my dice color?
Nephi: The palette icon, top right
'Gear' connected
Host (3.3.6) is running different version than client (3.3.5).
'Gear' disconnected
'Gear' connected
Nephi: Tum tee tum
Nephi: Siebe is just grabbing a drink while we wait for Gear
Nephi: There we go
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): mlem
Nephi: mlem
Nephi: We all good?
Drew (Malphura): yis
Nephi: Gear?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ye
Drew (Malphura): is tempus still n/a?
Sib (Glory): ded
Nephi: Tempus is around but I said he didn't need to join
Nephi: On account of being dead
Drew (Malphura): aaah
Sib (Glory): no magical return of Lyle
Drew (Malphura): right
Sib (Glory): may he fall eternally in peace
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): hec
Drew (Malphura): we are now officially the edge team
Nephi: I've lost the map
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): inb4 we all die in this prologue and have to do new chars for the real quest - w-
GM: I got it
Drew (Malphura): we got a warlock, a tall tiefling, and a smol tiefling
GM: Oh yeah
Nephi: Gear
Nephi: Right click, resize, "small"
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): yes?
GM: Because you had map issues
Nephi: ANYWAY
Xananasa Wangulen: kk
GM: I nominate Gear to recap

Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): We have crossed to the feywild through a portal inside the tree, there we fought a giant spider, Lyle wanted to check their hole, the rope snapped or he slipped, i forgot, so now he's lost in the abyss while we're trying to find a way to advance in this tree
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): that good enuff?
Nephi: Yup
Nephi: He slipped
Nephi: OKay
Nephi: PROCEED
Sib:
Sib (Glory): What exactly did we end off with, was Xana checking the vines on the wall?
Xananasa Wangulen: I was checking these vines
Nephi: She was about to
Sib (Glory): Okay, carry on
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Investigation [1d20+1 = 17]
GM: The vines are the same formation as the sealed doorway you passed through in the entrance hall.
Malphura [Common]: anything on those vines, Xana?
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
GM: There is a passage beyond them but it's out of reach to you.
Xananasa Wangulen: I see a pass but dont think we can reach
Xananasa Wangulen: ...hmmm, this may sound crazy but perhaps...
Glory: We're wasting our time on these magical vines, we ought to press on and find an actual passage
Xananasa Wangulen: Ehem, excuse me vines, could you please move out of the way?
Nephi: No
GM: The vines don't move
GM: Or react in literally any way
Xananasa Wangulen: I pout in embarrassment
Malphura [Common]: well screw you too! stupid vines
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
GM: You fancy a leaf quivers for a moment, although perhaps it's just your breath against the foliage.
Glory: I roll my eyes and move on towards the pool of water.
Nephi: Tokens unlocked
Xananasa Wangulen: lets just check that fountain again

To the south, the previously sealed passageway has opened. You can see a circular room about 40 feet in.

Glory: Huh, convenient
Xananasa Wangulen: huh... did the spider control all those webs?

This circular room puts you in mind of a hollow log, the floor here changing from solid wood to the same roots that made up the walls of the rooms below. The roots get thinner towards the sides of the room, allowing you to see through the floor.
The light here is bright, but a different shade from the rest of the tree. On the far side of a room, a pile of trinkets and items lies.

Nephi: Tokens unlocked
Drew (Malphura): can i investigate the tree?
Xananasa Wangulen: i inspect the floor on the sides to see what's below us
Nephi: That's a pile of trinkets
Sib (Glory): Fuck the tree I wanna look at the loot
GM: Below you is mostly darkness, although you can make out a similar platform about 60ft below
Glory: I want to look at the trinkets and items.
Malphura: same
Xananasa Wangulen: hmmm seems we're suspended above a huge chasm, must bbe the same as the spiders'

As you inspect the pile, a distorted laugh echoes through the chamber, sounding like a child's laughter, were a child capable of filling it's voice with such malice. A small, cat shaped dragon appears on top of the pile, it's orange scales covered with a black patina. A sickly sweet smell fills the air as it flexes its claws, before pouncing into action.

Roll initative.
Malphura: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 9]
Glory: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 8]
Xananasa Wangulen: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 21]
Xananasa Wangulen: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TAKING STUFF??
[ROUND 1]
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen
Glory: I didn't fucking take anything Xana
Malphura [Common]: Hey I was just looking!
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: Well that fella there came out for a reason!
Nephi: Don't forget targetting
Xananasa Wangulen: You there, your name, please
Drew (Malphura): how2target again?
Xananasa Wangulen: i dont attack for the time being
Xananasa Wangulen: just talk
Nephi: Okie dokie
Nephi: I've forgotten how to do something
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): any answer from the dragen?
Nephi: Working on that
Nephi: Can't find the button
Nephi: Got it
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): k
Faerie Dragon [Draconic]: [Translation] I don't care to TALK
I don't care to TALK
[understood by: ]
Nephi: Yeah there you go.
Malphura [Common]: i think that's Draconic?
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: Thanks!
Xananasa Wangulen: I got no idea
[TURN] Faerie Dragon
[TURN] Malphura
Xananasa Wangulen: well i just stand my ground
[TURN] Glory
[ROUND 2]
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen
Nephi: Sorry
Nephi: Okay
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): no i was done
[TURN] Faerie Dragon
Dragon [Draconic]: [Translation] May the affliction take you!
May the affliction take you!
[understood by: ]
The dragon leaps at Malphura
Xananasa Wangulen: Ah I see!
GM: The dragon leaps at Malphura
Xananasa Wangulen: I say, not seeing
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): - w-
Faerie Dragon: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+7 = 23]
Attack [23] -> [at Malphura] [HIT]
Malphura [Common]: WOAH WHAT THE-!?
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Attack [23] -> [at Malphura] [HIT]
GM: The dragon bites you, hard
GM: However it has only small teeth. You take
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): btw jid how do i telepathy again?
Faerie Dragon: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing (1=1)] [1]
Damage [1] -> [to Malphura] [STATUS: Wounded]
Damage [1] -> [to Malphura] [STATUS: Wounded]
GM: 1 damage
Malphura [Common]: OW! ok you little bastard you're gonna pay for that!
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Nephi: Right click PM
Nephi: Well. Whisper.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): kk
Xananasa Wangulen: Be nice Mal!
GM: The dragon vanishes
Xananasa Wangulen: We're guests in this world
[TURN] Malphura
Xananasa Wangulen: huh
Malphura [Common]: well thats not a nice way to treat guests
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): its your turn drew do stuff
Drew (Malphura): i guee ill do a perception to see if the dragon is still here?
Nephi: Roll away
Malphura: [SKILL] Perception [1d20-1 = 15]
GM: You see no sign of the dragon. Or hear. Or smell.
Malphura [Common]: well it looks like that little shits gone
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Drew (Malphura): i end my turn
[TURN] Glory
Glory: While the dragon is gone, I would like to look at the pile of items and trinkets to see if I can get a general idea of the type of items gathered here.
You start to examine the pile more closely, and while you mostly see just shiny slivers of metal and nicely shaped bits of bark, you see there are actually some decent looking pieces of jewellery and gems in the pile
GM: You start to examine the pile more closely, and while you mostly see just shiny slivers of metal and nicely shaped bits of bark, you see there are actually some decent looking pieces of jewellery and gems in the pile
GM: And yes, the draconic voice echos through the chamber
Glory: Do I see anything that looks like it would be of any use in combat?
Xananasa Wangulen: Hmmm, okay maybe it's just invisible
GM: Potentially
[ROUND 3]
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen
Malphura [Common]: that could be true
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: i walk over to the pile
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): is there anything flammable?
GM: Some wood, among the metal, but also items of paper and leather
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): hhmmm
Xananasa Wangulen: I reach into the pile, muttering something as I gesture with my fingers
Dragon [Draconic]: [Translation] Won't you join us?
Won't you join us?
[understood by: ]
Xananasa Wangulen: then i cast prestidigitation to make a illusory gemstone appear in my hand
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): does the dragon notice?
A sickly sweet smell fills your noses.
Not that of sugar and food.
But of rot. Decay.
Xananasa Wangulen: Molases!
GM: [1d20 = 16]
Xananasa Wangulen: but not really...
GM: Xana, give me a dex save.
Xananasa Wangulen: [SAVE] Dexterity [1d20+4 = 17]
GM: You feel an urge to duck, and do so.
GM: You don't feel anything miss you, or hit you.
GM: But nonetheless. You duck.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): quack
Malphura [Common]: Xana? what is it?
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: i end turn with the fake gem in my hand
[TURN] Faerie Dragon
Xananasa Wangulen: I.. don't know... felt something was about to hit me...
GM: Xana, give me a wisdom saving throw
Xananasa Wangulen: [SAVE] Wisdom [1d20+4 = 21]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ò wó
Nephi: NIce
GM: A puff of glittering gas blows out from behind you, surrounding you
GM: You feel briefly giddy and excited, but shake it off.
Xananasa Wangulen: what kind of pixieheheh dust?
[TURN] Malphura
Nephi: DIRECTLY behind where you're currently facing
Malphura [Common]: you... ok there xana?
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): do mal and glory notice the gem is fake btw?
Nephi: Not inherently
Nephi: They have no cause to roll perception
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): cuz they can give me shit for being a hypocrite - w-
Drew (Malphura): ok let me check on that bite. see if it poisonus. medicine?
Nephi: Hm
Nephi: Yes.
Malphura: [SKILL] Medicine [1d20-1 = 13]
GM: The bite looks okay. Like you were nipped by a cat.
Drew (Malphura): ok i end my turn
[TURN] Glory
Glory: I would like to take a big swing and slam my flail into the pile of items in an attempt to scatter and spread out the pile as much as possible.
GM: You do so, and scatter shiny rocks and bark everywhere
Drew (Malphura): GLORY what the hell?!
[ROUND 4]
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen
Drew (Malphura): that meant to be in character
Glory [Common]: If that rat's going to fight like a coward I'm not going to be patient with it
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: Hm
Xananasa Wangulen: Ok fucko, want your gem or not?
Xananasa Wangulen: I say waving it around
Nephi: It remains your turn for now.
Xananasa Wangulen: tryin to taunt the drac
Nephi: Glory did a pretty good job there too
Xananasa Wangulen: heck i'll check if i can sense it around the room
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Perception [1d20+2 = 7]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): rip
GM: You hear nothing. You see nothing.
GM: You smell that decaying sweetness.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): was that my action?
GM: Yup
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): then end
[TURN] Faerie Dragon
GM: You feel...a bite on your hand
Faerie Dragon: [ATTACK (M)] Bite [1d20+7 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Xananasa Wangulen] [HIT]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): me?
GM: Yup.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ouch
Faerie Dragon: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite [TYPE: piercing (1=1)] [1]
Damage [1] -> [to Xananasa Wangulen] [STATUS: Wounded]
Damage [1] -> [to Xananasa Wangulen] [STATUS: Wounded]
Xananasa Wangulen: Yeouch!
GM: A set of teeth nip the hand with the "gem" in it
Malphura [Common]: did you get bitten too?
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: I drop the gem, revealing its an illusion
[TURN] Malphura
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): can i try to grab he dragon as reaction?
Nephi: Go for it
Nephi: Give me a dex save
Nephi: or rather, check
Xananasa Wangulen: [SAVE] Dexterity [1d20+4 = 18]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): erm, just substract 2
GM: You swat at the air in front of you, and briefly feel some scales under your hand
Xananasa Wangulen: aha! ah darn it got away!
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): kk mal's turn
Nephi: Yup
Drew (Malphura): ok..........
GM: [1d20 = 5]
Nephi: Ah rats
GM: The dragon loses concentration
Drew (Malphura): i see it
Malphura: i jump to tackle it
Nephi: One moment then...
GM: mmmm
GM: Give me an attack roll, strength.
Faerie Dragon: [CHECK] Strength [1d20-4 = 16]
Malphura: [CHECK] Strength [1d20+2 = 13]
Faerie Dragon: [CHECK] Strength [16]
GM: You jump at the dragon and try to pin it down, but it struggles free
Malphura [Common]: you slippery sonuva-
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
GM: That's your move and action.
Drew (Malphura): k
GM: You still have movement left but. Yeah.
Drew (Malphura): ill move above the dragon
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): sumersault :y
Drew (Malphura): ye
Nephi: All done?
Drew (Malphura): k im done
[TURN] Glory
Glory: I would like to take another big swing with my flail, a large vertical arc from back to front aiming to slam the spikey ball down on the dragon at full force.
Glory: [ATTACK (M)] Flail [1d20+4 = 10]
Attack [10] -> [at Faerie Dragon] [MISS]
Attack [10] -> [at Faerie Dragon] [MISS]
GM: You miss the dragon completely
Glory [Common]: You tiny-ass four-legged piece of shit
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
[ROUND 5]
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen
Xananasa Wangulen: Glory!!
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): scrolling isnt responding to turn the arrow :T
Glory [Common]: cuz your token is locked
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Nephi: Sorry it's locked
Sib (Glory): woops
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ah there we go
Dragon [Draconic]: [Translation] She's waiting below.
She's waiting below.
[understood by: ]
Malphura [Common]: oh like you wouldn't say that xana
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): kk
GM: It's Xana's turn
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): hmmmm
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): im out of tricks
Xananasa Wangulen: so i'll try to reason with it
GM: You have 6 seconds worth of "reasoning" before your turn is effectively over.
Xananasa Wangulen: Hey little guy we're just here to check on something, a guardian tree is failing out there in the material plane
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ack
Dragon [Draconic]: [Translation] The mistress obeys her now. We all obey.
The mistress obeys her now. We all obey.
[understood by: ]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): do I roll?
Nephi: You can try a check of your choice
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Persuasion [1d20+3 = 17]
Sib (Glory): try athletics
Faerie Dragon [Draconic]: [Translation] We obey
We obey
[understood by: ]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): pf, what, I flex to impress it?
Faerie Dragon [Draconic]: [Translation] We all obey
We all obey
[understood by: ]
GM: The sickly sweet smell fills the air again
Sib (Glory): like in FMA where armstrong and that other guy become friends through their muscles
Drew (Malphura): ha
Xananasa Wangulen: ggg, this stench is killin me
[TURN] Faerie Dragon
Faerie Dragon: The dragon breathes a cloud of glittering dust at Xana
Faerie Dragon: I AM THE DRAGON
Faerie Dragon: I BREATHE THE CLOUD
Xananasa Wangulen: ack
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): what do i roll
GM: Give me wisdom
Xananasa Wangulen: [SAVE] Wisdom [1d20+4 = 6]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ; w;
GM: Keke
Malphura [Common]: yea, no shit you're a dragon/
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
GM: Xana everything is
GM: Funny
GM: SO funny
Xananasa Wangulen: pffff
[TURN] Malphura
Xananasa Wangulen: YOU'RE PURPLE!! WAHAHAHAH!!!
Xananasa Wangulen: I say pointing at glory
Malphura [Common]: Xana? oh thats it.
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Glory [Common]: Xana the fuck man
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: PURPLE!! BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Malphura: i grab the dragon by the tail and slam it to the ground
GM: Strength please
Malphura: [CHECK] Strength [1d20+2 = 20]
Drew (Malphura): woo
GM: It's not gonna stay "funny"
Nephi: I don't super want it to progress but damn it I'm gonna
Nephi: And it's gonna be the WORST
Faerie Dragon: [CHECK] Strength [1d20-4 = 12]
Faerie Dragon: [CHECK] Strength [12]
Sib (Glory): welcome to the wondrous world of DND where everything can go to hell in a handbasket
GM: You successfully grab it by the tail and GROUND POUND IT
Malphura [Common]: TAKE THAT YOU LIL SHIT
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
GM: Give me a d4
Xananasa Wangulen: HAHAHA!!! YOU SLAMMED IT!!
Drew (Malphura): which is that?
GM: [1d4 = 4]
GM: this one
GM: [4]
GM: [4]
GM: ...
Sib (Glory): So long, King Bowser
GM: triangle dice
Malphura: [1d4 = 4]
GM: 4 damage!
Drew (Malphura): full four damage
GM: It's not very heavy
[TURN] Glory
Glory: I would like to grab the dragon by its snout and hold it shut so it can neither talk nor breathe obnoxious laughing gasses.
GM: Strength again please
Glory: [CHECK] Strength [1d20+2 = 11]
Faerie Dragon: [CHECK] Strength [1d20-4 = 0]
Faerie Dragon: [CHECK] Strength [0]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): pff
Drew (Malphura): hahhaa
Sib (Glory): oh
GM: Success! You clamp your fist around it's muzzle.
[ROUND 6]
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen - [Euphoria; [D: 10]]
GM: Xana
GM: d6
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): just d6?
GM: Yup
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 5]
GM: Wisdom save
Xananasa Wangulen: [SAVE] Wisdom [1d20+4 = 11]
GM: Nop
GM: Things are less funny now. Things are more just. Nice. Happy.
[TURN] Faerie Dragon
Xananasa Wangulen: - w-
Faerie Dragon: You don't get a turn
GM: Oops.
GM: You don't get a turn though
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): im high on dragon drugs
Nephi: Euphoria breath!
Sib (Glory): Blazing dragon
Nephi: You're gonna be enjoying that soon.
Drew (Malphura): chase the purple dragon bra
GM: The dragon struggles
GM: Glory, strength check
Faerie Dragon: [CHECK] Strength [1d20-4 = 16]
Glory: [CHECK] Strength [1d20+2 = 16]
GM: Nat 20
GM: The dragon breaks free
GM: And breathes glitter at you
GM: Wisdom save
Glory: Can I use my reaction to not breathe in?
GM: Sure. Wisdom save anyway.
Glory: [CHECK] Wisdom [1d20 = 16]
GM: You're fine. Holding your breath but. Fine.
[TURN] Malphura
Drew (Malphura): im tempted to grab its tail again but im gonna attack instead
Malphura: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [1d20+4 = 8]
Attack [8] -> [at Faerie Dragon] [MISS]
GM: You miss miserably
Xananasa Wangulen: i giggle at that miss
Drew (Malphura): can i offhand it?
GM: Yup
Malphura: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar (Off-hand) [1d20+4 = 7]
Attack [7] -> [at Faerie Dragon] [MISS]
GM: You miss worse
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): I laff harder
Xananasa Wangulen: I laff harder
Malphura [Common]: Stop Squirming! and Shut it Xana!
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Drew (Malphura): end turn
[TURN] Glory
GM: The glitter has dispersed.
Glory [Common]: I wish to once again slam my flail down, trying to squash the dragon into a fine purée.
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Glory: [ATTACK (M)] Flail [1d20+4 = 24]
Attack [24] -> [at Faerie Dragon] [CRITICAL HIT]
Attack [24] -> [at Faerie Dragon] [CRITICAL HIT]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): oof
GM: Nat 20!
Glory: [DAMAGE (M)] Flail [CRITICAL] [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d8+4=8)] [TYPE: bludgeoning,critical (1d8=8)] [1d8+1g8+4 = 16]
Effect ['Unconscious'] -> [to Faerie Dragon]
Damage [16] -> [to Faerie Dragon] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 7] [STATUS: Dying]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): yup puree seems in order
GM: You smash it's skull
GM: its'?
GM: its
GM: It's VERY dead.
Xananasa Wangulen: Aw lizard go bye bye
GM: Now for the potentially awful part. And by awful I mean funny but ahaha, oh god.
[ROUND 7]
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen - [Euphoria; [D: 9]]
Sib (Glory): oh boy
GM: d6 please Xana
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 3]
Drew (Malphura): oh no
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ó wò
GM: You stumble backwards onto the floor, landing on your butt.
GM: Things are feeling really just all around good now. Tingly.
Nephi: Yeah this is going to be the worst thing ever
Xananasa Wangulen: i have a dumb oll smile
Nephi: You guys have a turns worth of action
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ohno ; w;
Nephi: You're not in combat but Xana I'll prompt for rolls occasionally.
Glory: I reach my hand out to Xana, "you okay there bud? Dragon's dead now, you can take it easy alright?"
Nephi: And yeah gear. Euphoria breath.
Malphura [Common]: c'mon xana, snap out of it.
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): wis agen?
Nephi: Euphoria?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ?
Nephi: "Pleasure, excitement, intense feelings of well being and happiness"
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): what do i do?
GM: You can act
Glory [Infernal]: [Translation] Yo you think she's going to be okay? Idk what that glittery shit was but I think it's gone to her brain
Yo you think she's going to be okay? Idk what that glittery shit was but I think it's gone to her brain
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
GM: I'll prompt you for rolls
Xananasa Wangulen: I speek infernial too munchbutt - w-
Glory [Infernal]: [Translation] Well fuck man, what're we talking common for then
Well fuck man, what're we talking common for then
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: k i try to stand up
GM: D6 please, Xana.
Malphura [Infernal]: [Translation] yeah why is that?
yeah why is that?
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: and i do say that in character
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 5]
GM: Wisdom save
Xananasa Wangulen: [SAVE] Wisdom [1d20+4 = 12]
GM: Snerk
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): fffffff
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): do i stand? i wanna lay on top of the pile
GM: You wobble to your feet before your knees buckle together and you collapse onto your legs.
Sib (Glory): Well, what's left of the pile
Xananasa Wangulen: weh!
Malphura [Infernal]: [Translation] ok this is ridiculous.
ok this is ridiculous.
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
GM: Kind of feeling super nice now.
Glory: I once again reach out a hand to Xana and urge her to grab it.
Xananasa Wangulen: Carry me!
Malphura: I go to xana and pick her up
Xananasa Wangulen: I extend my arms toward the other two
Glory: I grab Xana by the wrist and attempt to pull her up.
Xananasa Wangulen: less get some thing to driiink
Malphura [Common]: yeah yeah ill carry ya. just calm down.
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
[67 XP] -> Glory
[67 XP] -> Malphura
[67 XP] -> Xananasa Wangulen
Awarded XP to the Party. (200)
Glory [Infernal]: [Translation] Xana you fuck we're on a mission here
Xana you fuck we're on a mission here
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
GM: d6 please, Xana.
Please roll high.
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 2]
fff
Drew (Malphura): HAHAHAAHAHA
Xananasa Wangulen: mnmnmn
GM: Xana visibly starts to blush, and it's very clear to the other two.
Nephi: ROLL HIGH GEAR
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 3]
Nephi: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN D&D GAME
Nephi: NOO
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): "orz
Malphura [Common]: do i end up carrying xana?
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Nephi: How many rolls are left...
Drew (Malphura): oh dammit
Xananasa Wangulen: hihihihihi...
Nephi: 4
GM: Yeah, malph
Drew (Malphura): that was supposed to be ooc
GM: You pick her up on your back
Drew (Malphura): kk
Glory [Infernal]: [Translation] Did you actually just get high on dragon breath? Fucking Tempus man
Did you actually just get high on dragon breath? Fucking Tempus man
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i rub against her back
Nephi: Yup
Nephi: Yup.
GM: D6 please.
Xananasa Wangulen [Infernal]: [Translation] mmmm your hairsmells gud mallll
mmmm your hairsmells gud mallll
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 4]
Malphura [Infernal]: [Translation] c'mon xana, lets fin....please dont do that.
c'mon xana, lets fin....please dont do that.
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): goddddd
Drew (Malphura): Mal blushes a bit
GM: Yeah you need a 5 or a 6 just to get a save.
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 3]
GM: 2 left.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): fuckinnnn
Nephi: Oh my god this is going to happen and it's the worst.
Nephi: Gear you did this.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ; A;
Sib (Glory): I think the dragon did this
GM: Xana is obviously...excited.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): throw me in the fountain ; w;
Drew (Malphura): no
Glory: I roll my eyes and turn to the pile of items instead, trying vigourously to ignore these events
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): hec
GM: Okay let's look at the items
Xananasa Wangulen [Infernal]: [Translation] mnmnmn hehehe...
mnmnmn hehehe...
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
GM: Xana gets the second to last roll after that.
Glory: Is there anything that seems of particularly high value or great use among these scattered trinkets and baubles?
GM: Infernal moaning, nice.
GM: OKAY
GM: so
Drew (Malphura): Mal rubs her nose in annoyance
GM: Among all the garbage and trash, there are some choice items!
Brooch of Shielding
Nephi: Can you see these
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): yes
Nephi: Not that you guys know what that is but that's a test
GM: OK
Drew (Malphura): wait i dont think i do
GM: Okay so do you guys have access to the party sheet
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): should i roll my doom?
Glory [Infernal]: [Translation] yes
yes
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Nephi: Can you see the inventory tab
Sib (Glory): woops
GM: I've put the items into there now
GM: Not yet, Xana.
Sib (Glory): let's pretend I actually muttered "yes" at the sight of nice items
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): it works
GM: I'll describe the items to you in game
GM: You shouldn't be able to see what the brooch does
GM: Although I've given it away
GM: Everything else should still just be an item
GM: Xana, roll.
Xananasa Wangulen [Common]: Guys is it gettinnnn... HOT in here?
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 1]
GM: You certainly think it is.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): *flips table*
Malphura [Infernal]: [Translation] it's not...why do you ask?
it's not...why do you ask?
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
GM: 1 more roll. Xana is panting slightly.
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 5]
GM: CMON WISDOM SAVE
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): jesus finally
Glory [Infernal]: [Translation] Mal how fucking dense are you, Xana huffed some kinda draconic aphrodisiac
Mal how fucking dense are you, Xana huffed some kinda draconic aphrodisiac
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): now don't fail me +4 bonus
Xananasa Wangulen: [SAVE] Wisdom [1d20+4 = 21]
GM: SUCCESS
GM: Xana you...blink.
GM: What were you doing?
Drew (Malphura): was xana about to grope mal's butt?
GM: You feel much much better. Clear headed.
Sib (Glory): we were so close to getting some hot ERP action
Xananasa Wangulen: I blush hard, slowly pulling my hand away from wherece I was about to reach
Malphura: i set xana down
Nephi: I swear to god don't you scare me like that again
Xananasa Wangulen [Common]: Mal, put me down
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Malphura [Common]: you ok there xana?
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): maybe dont use aphrodisiac dragons against us >:Y
Drew (Malphura): look whose talking
Glory: Can I identify these interesting-looking items that I cannot immediately identify?
Nephi: It could have been any euphoria okay
Drew (Malphura): mr aphrodisiac fruit
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i walk to the other side of the room and gloom
Sib (Glory): Xana that was clearly your fault
Nephi: Emo warlock
GM: You can try.
Sib (Glory): Getting all aroused from dragon's breath
GM: So theres a nice silver brooch.
Sib (Glory): Investigation?
GM: 7 gems
Malphura: Mal looks away to save xana the embaresment
GM: A pair of wooden goggles with crystal lenses
Drew (Malphura): also. can we pause? dinner is ready
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): look drew at least i havent weaponized that stuff >:Y
GM: A deck of cards
GM: And...that's it. The rest of the pile is just useless trash.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): describe the items to them jid i gotta afk for a bit
Nephi: Yeah, we'll pause
Drew (Malphura): kk
Nephi: Can continue when you guys are back
Glory [Infernal]: [Translation] Dibs on the cards
Dibs on the cards
[understood by: Glory, Malphura, Xananasa Wangulen]
Nephi: We're almost done
Sib (Glory): yeah break is okay
Sib (Glory): How long would the break be? I should try to lie down briefly anyway
Nephi: We'll call it...30 mins?
Sib (Glory): Yeah sounds good
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): kk

Chat log started at 5.8.2018 / 22:03:25

'Drew' connection lost. Waiting for reconnect
'Drew' disconnected
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Nephi: We'll resume in 4
Nephi: 3

Chat log started at 5.8.2018 / 22:20:54

GM: Lets have a quick look at these items
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): now where were we
GM: Right now they're floating in the ether.
GM: Who wants to carry what
GM: I'll assign them
Malphura: i'll carry the shield
Nephi: Shield?
Drew (Malphura): was there not a shield?
Sib (Glory): I want the cards
Sib (Glory): You're thinking of the brooch
Drew (Malphura): ah
Sib (Glory): is like a little pin, kinda
Drew (Malphura): what else is there? the chat log is gone since i re joined
GM: Go to the party sheet
GM: And hit inventory
GM: you guys can drag the items out of there into your inventory
[PARTY] -> [Glory] : A set of playing cards
GM: Perfect!
Drew (Malphura): wheres the part sheet?
GM: Top right, person with sparkles
GM: No, sorry
GM: Top right button, two people
GM: Xana do you want to look at the loot?
GM: These two are going to take it all
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): hhmmm
Drew (Malphura): i want the pearl
Xananasa Wangulen: I'll take the pearl in anger
Glory [Common]: I'd like to browse through the set of cards, to see what cards are missing (assuming it's a deck of regular playing cards).
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Sib (Glory): woops
Sib (Glory): that's an action
Drew (Malphura): two people are going for the pearl
GM: Resolve it!
Malphura: rock paper scissors foe the pearl?
Xananasa Wangulen [Common]: sure
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Drew (Malphura): we just roll a d6
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): theres no d3 die tho
Sib (Glory): can you roll a d3? Does Fantasy Grounds allow that?
GM: Glory, roll a d20
GM: And yes, you can
Glory: [1d20 = 16]
Nephi: Right click on the dice
Nephi: You can roll a d2 or d3
Nephi: Wait no
Sib (Glory): 3 beats 2 beats 1 beats 3
[ERROR] Unable to find table. (d2)
Sib (Glory): Is it just /roll 1d3?
Nephi: Maybe you can but just roll a d6 and halve it
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): fuck i'll just roll a d6 and have 123 456 as rock paper scissors twice
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 2]
Malphura: [1d6 = 2]
Nephi: pff.
Xananasa Wangulen: [1d6 = 3]
GM: Rock and rock
Malphura: [1d6 = 2]
Sib (Glory): 12 Rock 34 paper 56 scissors?
Malphura: welp. what's fair is fair
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i meant 14 25 36
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): but weh
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): so 3 is scissors, 2 is paper
Malphura: ill take the glasses then
Sib (Glory): What kinda of weird logic is that Gear lol
[PARTY] -> [Xananasa Wangulen] : Brooch
GM: Xana claims the brooch
Sib (Glory): Oh I thought you were competing for the pearl
Drew (Malphura): xana did want the pearl
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): we were but i decided brooch
Sib (Glory): lol
Drew (Malphura): oh
Drew (Malphura): k then ill take the pearl
GM: Go ahead
GM: Who was taking the goggles?
Malphura: [1]
Drew (Malphura): how do i get it?
Glory: If I take the glasses and inspect them (without immediately moving them to my inventory, just looking at them), can I figure out if they have any special qualities or are they just pretty glasses?
GM: The frame on closer inspection looks like it's made of bird bones
GM: The lenses don't appear distorted
Glory: I put the glasses on
Sib (Glory): do I explode
GM: Things seem...sharper.
GM: You feel like they help your vision, but you couldn't describe exactly how
[PARTY] -> [Malphura] : Pearl
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): drew, click and drag the i
Glory [Common]: I'll... Keep these I think
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Drew (Malphura): got it
Nephi: FYI I'll record this stuff and if you guys do keep playing for the "real thing" I'll carry the gear across.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): is there a way to identify the rest?
Nephi: What do you guys see?
Nephi: The rest is just...gems
[PARTY] -> [Glory] : Glasses
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): kk lets uhhh
Xananasa Wangulen: I check to see if there's any hidden entrances under the pile?
GM: You rummage around under the pile. Nope, just more wood!
Sib (Glory): Should be easier considering I smashed the pile across the room
Xananasa Wangulen: hmmm
Sib (Glory): Nice, wood.
Glory: I walk back out the room to check the other vine entrance in the previous room
GM: The vines are still sealed tight
Glory: I kick the vines
Nephi: Ahhh, short rest to ID items. Got it.
GM: You kick the vines.
Sib (Glory): I did. I did.
GM: They move a bit.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i look into the fountain
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): still not trusting it
Glory [Common]: Well fuck, was hoping these woulda opened by now
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Xananasa Wangulen: hmmm that smell remidned me...
Glory [Common]: Nobody got any anti-magical-vines-magic?
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Glory: I look at Xana specifically
Malphura: sadly no
Xananasa Wangulen: i look out he balcony to see if its still raining
GM: It's still raining, the fog is still thick and sweet with decay.
Xananasa Wangulen: well then... I can cast a ray of sickness Glory, but idunno if it will affect plants
Glory [Common]: Worth a shot, cast away
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Glory: I back away from the plants
Xananasa Wangulen: [ATTACK (R)] Ray of Sickness [1d20+5 = 15]
Malphura: what's there to lose?
Sib (Glory): spell slots
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ye
Drew (Malphura): shush
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): and i only have 1
GM: A sickening smell emanates from the vines as they are struck.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): - w-
GM: Similar to that of the dragon and the fog.
Xananasa Wangulen: [DAMAGE] Ray of Sickness [TYPE: poison (2d8=15)] [2d8 = 15]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): :y
GM: The vines turn brown, then black.
GM: But remain in place
Glory [Common]: That's disgusting. Now pull them apart, Xana
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Xananasa Wangulen: fuck, try cutting them now?
Drew (Malphura): grrrr. lemme slice em
Malphura: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [1d20+4 = 16]
GM: Same as before, the vines flex under your blows, but don't break. This time they feel squishy and soft like a bruised banana, but unfortunately no less resistant to your blows.
Glory [Common]: Guess we can check the vines in the floor below, or the hallway behind us? If these aren't opening anyway
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Glory [Common]: unless if you have any better suggestions
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i go check hallway
Xananasa Wangulen: floor below?
GM: The vines in the hallway are still all firmly in place.
Glory: I check the next ones too, just in case
Malphura: you two see any change?
Glory: Do I think I see any change?
GM: No, nothing.
Xananasa Wangulen: we should... well i mean, it's the only other open path we've seen
Xananasa Wangulen: We could try going out into that plain
Glory [Common]: No we could go check the vines in the floor below
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Xananasa Wangulen: that too
Sib (Glory): I don't remember if we opened those at all
Sib (Glory): we didn't right?
Nephi: You didn't.
Xananasa Wangulen: alright let's go
Sib (Glory): To the batmobile
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): beam us scottie
Drew (Malphura): transform and roll out
Nephi: This is the last nice map I have
Nephi: Because time
Nephi: So enjoy it, the next one is just shit.

The vines that sealed the north of the dome have retreated. Beyond it lies a vast green field. A rough path is visible across the plain.
As the path continues, the green rapidly becomes golden, same as the field you saw above.

Xananasa Wangulen: hmmm... shouldnt there be rain?
Xananasa Wangulen: this plane makes no sense...
Malphura: that's....odd
Glory [Common]: C'mon this place is so obviously magical I've said that a thousand times, how you're still surprised is beyond me
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Xananasa Wangulen: I know glory, but still
Xananasa Wangulen: im not surprised, just trying to make sense of our location relative to the tree, you know, to no get lost?
Glory [Common]: Sure, whatever works
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Glory: I say dismissively
Malphura: Mal just shrugs
Xananasa Wangulen: I pout
Glory [Common]: So shall we.. Press onwards?
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Xananasa Wangulen: Yeah sure, going lower may get us closer to lyle
Malphura: Don't think we have much of a choice anyway
GM: Heading into the golden field then?
Sib (Glory): Yyyyyes. Yes.
Drew (Malphura): ye
GM: Xana?
Xananasa Wangulen: ye
Nephi: I don't have a map for this bit
GM: You can close this one
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): deng
The dome behind you has nothing above it, it is simply a mass of roots. The interior of the dome, including the staircase, can still be seen.
Malphura: Xana, i didn'y know you knew elvish?
The path leads away in front of you. A huge tree can be seen to the right.
Drew (Malphura): because "yee"
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): >:Y
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): how huge?
GM: Big.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): regular big ol tree? mountain size?
GM: Mountain sized. You cannot see the top.
Drew (Malphura): great deku tree size?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): k
GM: You can see openings and balconies on the tree itself.
Xananasa Wangulen: Remind me, hwo were we supposed to fix the tree?
Glory [Common]: idk, some spirit bullshit? I think we just kill all the vile creatures we see and that'll sort itself out right
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Sib (Glory): Bad habit to always type idk, mb
Cure the Corruption
Malphura: not sure.
Nephi: Was the quest
Malphura: oh wait. we we're supposed to cure it
Glory: I shrug and begin walking in the direction of the giant tree
Nephi: That leads off the path just so you know
Xananasa Wangulen: yeah but like... we dont have any special potions for that or whatever..
Xananasa Wangulen: i go along with glo
GM: Glory ploughs into the golden grass, waist high at this point, towards the giant tree.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): heck
Malphura: eh, we'll find a way.
Malphura: i go with the others
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Perception [1d20+2 = 9]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): hrg
Malphura: [SKILL] Perception [1d20-1 = 9]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): wow
Drew (Malphura): pff
GM: It's hard to get a sense of scale of the tree itself, it could be anywhere from a mile away to 100 miles away. You have no frame of reference.
GM: 5 minutes pass. Then 10 minutes. The tree gets no larger. The dome is clearly getting smaller behind you.
Xananasa Wangulen: this is bonkers... there should be a faster way to get there
Glory: I walk onwards, convinced straight line is clearly the shortest route
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): do we see any sign of life around?
GM: Give me...wisdom checks, all of you.
Xananasa Wangulen: [CHECK] Wisdom [1d20+2 = 11]
Glory: [CHECK] Wisdom [1d20 = 9]
Malphura: [CHECK] Wisdom [1d20-1 = 9]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): eck
Sib (Glory): Did I kill our party
Sib (Glory): I blame Gear
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ò Aó
Drew (Malphura): i blame temp
-> Glory: You realise one of the balconies, about 500 feet up, is filled with green vines.
-> Glory: You can just make out a small spiral staircase at the back of it.
GM: Thank you.
Sib (Glory): but Tempus is, quite literally, my god
GM: No sign of life
Glory [Common]: I point at the clearly visible, green-vine filled balcony in the tree roughly 500 feet up.
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Glory [Common]: You guys see that?
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
GM: The others can't see it in anywhere near the same level of detail as Glory
Sib (Glory): fukin' give me the option to adjust a message to be an action after the fact, FG
GM: But they can see a balcony
Malphura: well what do you know. a balcony
Xananasa Wangulen: yeah so?
Glory [Common]: No you fuck, the vines on the balcony. More magic vine bullshit going on up there
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Xananasa Wangulen: ...are the vines the blight on the tree then??
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): can we wrap up soon i wanna eat - w-
Malphura: that would explain a lot.
Nephi: Doing my best
Nephi: There's one more encounter
GM: Then it's done done
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): kk
Drew (Malphura): kk
Glory [Common]: No I don't think so, but they've been hiding shit the whole time we've been here
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Xananasa Wangulen: that they have
Nephi: Word of god though, you can't reach the tree
Nephi: Well, you can, but not fast.
Xananasa Wangulen: how do you suspect we can harm them though?
Glory [Common]: like we've been doing before, kill something and some set of vines comes loose.
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Xananasa Wangulen: weapons dont faze them, and my magic didnt kill em either
Malphura: yeah, these vines are stubborn to die.
Xananasa Wangulen: that sounds... arbitrary
Xananasa Wangulen: there's gotta be some sense to the madness
Malphura: i guess we have to just keep looking
Glory [Common]: You got any ideas or just garbage to spout, wise-ass?
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
GM: 15 minutes have passed now. The path is barely visible, the dome smaller and smaller behind you. The tree is no closer.
Glory [Common]: Fuck should we just try to see where the path leads instead?
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Xananasa Wangulen: why do we still walk to the tree? we're not gonna reach
Glory [Common]: this is going to take forever
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Xananasa Wangulen: we should maybe go back
Xananasa Wangulen: there must be something we missed
Glory [Common]: Lead the way bandana
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Nephi: Ha
Malphura: mal snickers at glory's comment
Xananasa Wangulen: i scowl
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): but do turn back to head to the dome
GM: Yup
Malphura: oh lighten up a little.
GM: The others follow?
Glory: I do follow
Malphura: i follow
GM: It takes 15 minutes to get back to the path and the dome.
Sib (Glory): Tiefling bodyguards
Drew (Malphura): yes
Drew (Malphura): the short one is the bad cop
Xananasa Wangulen: oke once back I head to the upper floor to look out the balcony again
GM: The dome is still open, staircase visible inside, despite there being nothing but open space above it on the outside.
GM: For the sake of speed, I'll assume you dash up there perfectly fine.
Sib (Glory): dis some dr. Who TARDIS magic
Drew (Malphura): ha.
GM: From the balcony, you see the same vast golden field as you did before.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): yeye
GM: To replay the original text:
From the balcony you see a wide open plain, some several hundred feet below you. To the left and right of you, the trunk of the tree curves away, easily extending beyond your sight. In the distance, on the floor on the plain to your left, lies a wooden dome, made of wooden roots. To the far right, there's a crater in the landscape. The crater itself is darkened, and twisted lines of decay and blackness extend from it like veins into the otherwise verdant plain.
Glory [Common]: Wait is this the same balcony? There's no vines here now though.
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Xananasa Wangulen: Ok theres the dome
GM: Behind you, glory.
Sib (Glory): oh.
Xananasa Wangulen: so i guess we got to the tree after all
Nephi: >:(
Nephi: Get out of my tree
Sib (Glory): *builds a camp inside the tree*
Glory [Common]: We must've overlooked something
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Nephi: There's only one place you guys haven't been and it is The End :tm:
Nephi: And you can see it from here
Glory [Common]: we should follow the path
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Nephi: Railroading bad but I don't wanna have aanother session for just one encounter
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): so we exit thru balcony?
Nephi: The dome
Sib (Glory): I mean, we should spend a lot of time on some arbitrary thing that has nothing to do with the actual campaign, but keep stubbornly doing the thing
Xananasa Wangulen: ok - w-
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): myeh!
Malphura: ok this is starting to get annoying.
Glory [Common]: Let's follow the path to the crater
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Nephi: ^ that's the one!
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): yeye
Malphura: Mal sounds very annoyed
GM: Fuckin magic
Xananasa Wangulen: well at least i recharged my mana
Xananasa Wangulen: erm, got my spell slot back
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i assume we're en route by now
GM: Yum
GM: Yup
GM: Okay so
GM: You've headed back downstairs, out the dome and into the field again.
GM: You cross the field, following the roughly hewn path, rather than heading STRAIGHT INTO THE GRASS.
Nephi: My lovely path
Nephi: Anyway.
Sib (Glory): Listen, I am filled with determination, not smarts.

A sickly sweet smell fills your noses as the green of the grass beneath your feet starts to give way to rot and decay. The ground tilts down, leading you into a large crater in the earth. In the center of the crater stands a tree, blackened by mould, bare of leaves.

Nephi: Almost there now
Glory: Does the crater seem safe to enter?
GM: It might be a health hazard. Give me perception?
Xananasa Wangulen: Shit is this...
Malphura: [SKILL] Perception [1d20-1 = 15]
Xananasa Wangulen: [SKILL] Arcana [PROF] [1d20+3 = 11]
Glory: [SKILL] Perception [1d20 = 12]
GM: Mould is disgusting, but you don't see anything immediately harmful.
Malphura: yeah this isn't at all ominious
Xananasa Wangulen: shadofell stuff?
GM: Onwards?
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): shadowfell* :T
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ye approach
Glory: Do I notice anything odd about the tree or its immediate surroundings, other than, well, the whole death and decay stuff?
Sib (Glory): With my glasses and stuff
GM: Yes.

You descend into the crater. The rotten tree holds your attention, a foul mirror of the one you're supposedly inside.
The same alcove you entered is visible on this tree, twisting away into the bark.

GM: It stinks of death here.
Xananasa Wangulen: Hm. Ok time to get choppy
Malphura: ugh.. smells like the streets i was born in.
Xananasa Wangulen: I take out my axe
Xananasa Wangulen: [ATTACK (M)] Handaxe [AUTOMATIC MISS] [1d20+2 = 3]
Malphura: i take out my scimitar
GM: You throw the axe off into the mould.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): >:P
Malphura: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [1d20+4 = 20]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): that was melee
Nephi: You lost your grip
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): damnn
GM: Malph strikes the tree, hard, and takes a nick out of the rotting bark
Glory: Does this tree look like a smaller version of the other one? Or the same size? How big is this crater?
Glory: Is there any way tooo.. .Go inside?
GM: The tree is exactly the one in the "real world", outside the tree you entered, except rotten and dying.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): the tree is as the normal world's we entered
GM: The entrance is present on this tree too.
Glory: Well then, I go in without flinching for even a moment.
Xananasa Wangulen: guess it's worth a shot to check in, ooh ayayema don't leave me now
Xananasa Wangulen: i follow
Malphura: same
GM: I recommend you all listen to this for this last bit
GM: (LINK)
(LINK)

You emerge into the room within the fouled tree. The roots within this room are black and rotten, with veins of red streaking across them. In the center of this room there lies not a column, but a wooden figure cast in golden wood, eyes closed, dressed only in a coat of leaves. Her hands clutch her heart as if in pain. Her legs are darkened with the same disfiguration as the wood of the room, and tendrils of the rot extend from her closed eyes.
There is a cracking sound, and the figures eyes snap open.
Corrupted Dryad: You dare enter my sanctum? Perish, mortal scum.
Roll initative.

Glory: I ready my flail and shield

Malphura: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 9]
Glory: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 11]
Xananasa Wangulen: [INIT] [1d20+2 = 3]
Xananasa Wangulen: No you!
[ROUND 1]
[TURN] Corrupted Dryad
Malphura: yeah we dare. we also dare to kick your ass!
Corrupted Dryad [Sylvan]: [Translation] Skin of bark, protect me.
Skin of bark, protect me.
[understood by: ]
GM: Her skin appears to harden.
Sib (Glory): Metapod used harden.
Corrupted Dryad: [ATTACK (M)] Club [1d20+2 = 21]
Attack [21] -> [at Glory] [HIT]
GM: She swings a club at glory
GM: Smacking her in the horns for
Corrupted Dryad: [DAMAGE (M)] Club [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d4=2)] [1d4 = 2]
Damage [2] -> [to Glory] [STATUS: Wounded]
Damage [2] -> [to Glory] [STATUS: Wounded]
GM: 2 damage
[TURN] Glory
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): hornsmack!
Malphura: Glory! your horns!
Glory: I retaliate with a swing of my flail, attempting to hit her in the chest area she was clutching earlier.
Glory: [ATTACK (M)] Flail [1d20+4 = 14]
Nephi: She wasn't targeted but
GM: You strike against her skin, but the bark that's formed over her takes the blow easily.
[TURN] Malphura
Nephi: Ye, end your own turns if you can
Glory [Infernal]: [Translation] Fucking fuck
Fucking fuck
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Nephi: Faster
Drew (Malphura): ok lets try this
Malphura: [ATTACK (R)] CA sickeA sickening smell emanates from the vines as they are struck.ning smell emanates from the vines as they are struck.rossbow, Light [1d20+4 = 5]
Attack [5] -> [at Corrupted Dryad] [AUTOMATIC MISS]
Sib (Glory): Get around behind her if you can, protip
Nephi: I see you've messed up your macro
Attack [5] -> [at Corrupted Dryad] [AUTOMATIC MISS]
Drew (Malphura): wut
GM: You swing wide, hopelessly missing her.
Drew (Malphura): off hand?
Nephi: Yup
Malphura: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar (Off-hand) [1d20+4 = 19]
Attack [19] -> [at Corrupted Dryad] [HIT]
GM: Your second swing connects
Malphura: [DAMAGE (M)] Scimitar (Off-hand) [TYPE: slashing (1d6+2=7)] [1d6+2 = 7]
Damage [7] -> [to Corrupted Dryad] [STATUS: Wounded]
GM: It knocks away a chunk of bark
Malphura: that's for glory's horns!
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): is this difficult terrain jid?
Drew (Malphura): end turn
Nephi: Click the button
Nephi: Faster if you can do it yourself
Nephi: It's in the combat tracker
Nephi: Arrow down
Nephi: Bottom left
Drew (Malphura): uhhh
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): sword in the top right
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): to open the combat tracker
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen
GM: Terrain is bumpy but simple to walk on
Effect ['DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C)'] -> [to Xananasa Wangulen]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): i cast hex
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): do i drag to myself jid?
GM: Your hands crackle with purple fire
Nephi: Yes
Xananasa Wangulen: [ATTACK (R)] Eldritch Blast [1d20+5 = 22]
Attack [22] -> [at Corrupted Dryad] [HIT]
GM: Solid hit to her chest
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): >:y
GM: Damage
Effect ['DMG: 1d6 necrotic; (C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Xananasa Wangulen]
Xananasa Wangulen: [DAMAGE] Eldritch Blast [EFFECTS 1d6] [TYPE: force (1d10=6)] [TYPE: necrotic (1d6=1)] [1d10+1p6 = 7]
Damage [7] -> [to Corrupted Dryad] [STATUS: Heavy]
GM: She looks wounded
GM: But not down
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): myahaha
[ROUND 2]
[TURN] Corrupted Dryad
Glory [Common]: Come at me then you wooden whore, do your worst!
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Corrupted Dryad [Sylvan]: [Translation] Spirits of nature, strengthen my blows.
Spirits of nature, strengthen my blows.
[understood by: ]
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): if she goes for me glory and mal can attack of opportunity
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): :y
Sib (Glory): Yeah but Glory wants all the action cuz she's radical
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): yeye
Sib (Glory): the clue is in her name
GM: Glory
GM: and Malph
GM: AAO
Glory: [ATTACK (M)] Flail [1d20+4 = 10]
Attack [10] -> [at Corrupted Dryad] [MISS]
Malphura: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [1d20+4 = 12]
Attack [12] -> [at Corrupted Dryad] [MISS]
GM: You both miss her as she moves towards Xana
Xananasa Wangulen: Damnit guys im tryin to give you an ope--
GM: She strides towards you Xana, club raised
Xananasa Wangulen: EEp!
Corrupted Dryad: [ATTACK (M)] Club [1d20+2 = 15]
Attack [15] -> [at Xananasa Wangulen] [HIT]
Attack [15] -> [at Xananasa Wangulen] [HIT]
Xananasa Wangulen: Oof!
GM: She hits. Hard. Her club crackling with a new energy.
Corrupted Dryad: [DAMAGE (M)] Club [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d8+4=12)] [1d8+4 = 12]
Effect ['Unconscious'] -> [to Xananasa Wangulen]
Damage [12] -> [to Xananasa Wangulen] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 5] [STATUS: Dying]
GM: Xana goes down.
Malphura: XANA!!!
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): ò Aó
GM [Sylvan]: [Translation] Scum.
Scum.
[understood by: ]
[TURN] Glory
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): well hex ends then
Glory [Common]: I want to take my whip, and well, whip it towards her, attempting to coil it around her neck and tug hard.
[understood by: Glory, Xananasa Wangulen, Malphura]
Sib (Glory): Actually nvm I'll just flail
Nephi: I'll allow the whip
Glory: [ATTACK (M)] Whip [1d20+4 = 10]
Attack [10] -> [at Corrupted Dryad] [MISS]
Attack [10] -> [at Corrupted Dryad] [MISS]
GM [Sylvan]: [Translation] Your whip flicks off her barkskin.
Your whip flicks off her barkskin.
[understood by: ]
Nephi: OOps
Sib (Glory): does it at least make a satisfying snappy whip sound when I miss
[TURN] Malphura
GM: [Translation] Your whip flicks off her barkskin.
GM: It does.
Sib (Glory): Nice
Drew (Malphura): lemme attack with the scim
Malphura: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar [1d20+4 = 15]
Attack [15] -> [at Corrupted Dryad] [MISS]
GM: She raises her arm into your blow
GM: Blocking it with the hardened bark of her forearm.
Malphura: [ATTACK (M)] Scimitar (Off-hand) [1d20+4 = 11]
Attack [11] -> [at Corrupted Dryad] [MISS]
GM: The second swing goes wide as she turns to face you.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): dangert guys
Drew (Malphura): damn
Drew (Malphura): end my turn
[TURN] Xananasa Wangulen - [Unconscious]
Xananasa Wangulen: [DEATH] [SUCCESS] [1d20 = 11]
GM: Success on your death throw.
GM: Moving to next turn.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): yey
[ROUND 3]
[TURN] Corrupted Dryad
Corrupted Dryad [Sylvan]: [Translation] Now you, demon.
Now you, demon.
[understood by: ]
Corrupted Dryad: [ATTACK (M)] Club [1d20+2 = 18]
Attack [18] -> [at Malphura] [HIT]
GM: Her club smacks into your chest, winding you
Corrupted Dryad: [DAMAGE (M)] Club [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d8+4=12)] [1d8+4 = 12]
Effect ['Unconscious'] -> [to Malphura]
Damage [12] -> [to Malphura] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 3] [STATUS: Dying]
GM: You're down.
Malphura: ACK
[TURN] Glory
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): all on you glo
Malphura: [DEATH] [SUCCESS] [1d20 = 14]
Sib (Glory): Welp time to do what glory does best: fight shit and stuff
GM: Don't roll them yet.
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): dont you tiefos have hellish rebuke? anything? ;` w´;
GM: They're automatic.
Drew (Malphura): DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT
Nephi: I undid it.
Drew (Malphura): sorry
Sib (Glory): resistance to fire damage, not useful here lol
Glory: [ATTACK (M)] Flail [1d20+4 = 16]
Attack [16] -> [at Corrupted Dryad] [HIT]
GM: The attack connects, square in her waist
GM: Her arms too slow to block
Glory: [DAMAGE (M)] Flail [TYPE: bludgeoning (1d8+4=8)] [1d8+4 = 8]
Effect ['Unconscious'] -> [to Corrupted Dryad]
Damage [8] -> [to Corrupted Dryad] [STATUS: Dying]
Damage [8] -> [to Corrupted Dryad] [STATUS: Dying]
GM: She cracks
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): yay!

Drew (Malphura): :D
Sib (Glory): Muscle emoji
Nephi: You can stop the music
The dryad's body starts to crumble, wood becoming as ash. The roots around you begin to do the same, and within moments the entire room is disintegrating around you.
You find yourselves standing opposite the field you originally crossed outside of the great tree. The tree itself is nowhere to be seen, and nothing remains of the ash that was falling to the ground.


Test run...complete.
[100 XP] -> Glory
[100 XP] -> Malphura
[100 XP] -> Xananasa Wangulen
Awarded XP to the Party. (300)
Sib (Glory): was this a simulation all along, do we wake up outside of the matrix now
Drew (Malphura): woo
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): now glory can carry our dying bodies back to civilization and we can claim our reward
Gear (Xananasa Wangulen): - w-
[67 XP] -> Glory
[67 XP] -> Malphura
[67 XP] -> Xananasa Wangulen
Awarded XP to the Party. (200)
Drew (Malphura): exactly